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Tujhy Kuch Nahi Ata



Pathan Ka Beta:
"Papa 5+5 kitna hota hai?"

Pathan:
Khana Kharab Ka Bacha,
Ullu Ka Pattha,
Khabees Ka Aulaad,
Nalaaiq,
Tujhy Kuch Nahi Ata,
,
,
,
,
,
Ja Undar Se Calculator Le Ker Aa..;-p

Hahahha



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