Express train kitne baje hy?
Sardar:Express train kitne baje hy?
T.T: 9 bajay
Sardar: Local train kitne Bajay?
T.T: 2 bajaye
Sardar: Maal gari kitne bajaye?
T.T: 12 bajaye
T.T: Tang aakar poocha jana kahan hy?
Sardar: Patri pe TATTI karnay.
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