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Aap neend ki goli lena bhool gaye thay



Pathan's wife: O ji! utho utho raat k 2 baj rahe hain!

Pathan: uffo! Itni raat ko kyn utahaya.

Wife: Aap neend ki goli lena bhool gaye thay..



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