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Police ne Pathan k ghar ka darwaza bajaya



Police ne Pathan k ghar ka darwaza bajaya ..

Pathan ander se bola :

KON?

Police : "Darwaza kholo tum se baat kerni hai"

Pathan : "Tum log kitny ho??"

Police : " 3

Pathan : "To apas me baaten ker lo naa!!!":-)



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