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sardar ji to his friend....mshkil main hoon



Sardar ji to his friend: Yar bari mshkil main hoon mairi bivi mujh

say ek kiss ka Rs.100 laiti hai.

Friend: Acha, yar to bara lucky hay doosron say to wo Rs.500 laiti hay.



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