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1. umbrella me hole...  By: faisal
   Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha, kisi ne pucha, Umbrella me hole kyo? Sardar: Oye barish ruk jayegi...


2. Hathi...  By: faisal
   A person to sardar: agr aik hathi sui k sorakh se guzr rha ho to uasy rokne k lye kya krna chahye?. ...


3. meri biwi darti hai...  By: faisal
   Sardar:yar meri biwi pani say bohat darti hai. Friend:kaisay pata chala? Sardar:yar kal mai ghar poh...


4. Friend...  By: faisal
   Sardar 2 his friend,I kiss my wife everyday b4 I go 2 office, & u..? Friend:I kiss after u go 2 ...


5. hathi...  By: faisal
   A person to sardar: Agar aik hathi sui k sorakh se guzr rha ho to uasy rokne k lye kya krna chahye?....


6. Ek line me bol day  By: Funter
   Sardar: Bhagwan mujhe dard de, Dukh de, tention de, mujhe barbad kar de, mere piche BHoot laga de, ...


7. Latifa.....  By: faisal
   Dunniya ka sab se chota or behtarin latifa.. . . . . . . 1 SARDAR WO B SCIENCE DAN!!...


8. Prito.  By: faisal
   Sardar 2 Prito "Ek wari I LOVE U keh dy" Pirto: "Nai menu sharm andi ey" Sardar: " Ek wari keh dy" P...


9. Ek kabuter ne Sardar  By: Naveed
   Ek kabuter ne Sardar per beet kar di: Sardar: Oye teri maa nu tujhe chaddi pehenna nahi sikaya? Kab...


10. Once a mirror.......  By: faisal
    Once there was a mirror that used to kill liars... French: I think I don't smoke...killed. American:...


11. main q bhagun......  By: faisal
    2 Sardar jungle main, samne sher(lion) agya, 1 ne miiti othai sher ki ankh main dal k bhagbe laga, 2...


12. Diff b/w Sardars and Blonds  By: Naveed
    Question: Does anybody know the difference between Sardars and Blonds? Answer: Blonds are at least...


13. Sardar 2 Sardarni  By: Naveed
    Sardar 2 Sardarni coca cola peetay huye: Janu main tumharay kaan main kuch kahon? Sardarni: (Sharma...


14. Titanic kese dooba  By: Naveed
    Teacher: Titanic kese dooba? Sardar: DUBUK DUBUK, BUDUK BUDUK, Gulum, Gulu gulu gulu PUUUCHIK....


15. Bura Laga too...  By: SQA Kazmi
    Sardar to air hostess: Plz mujey eik plastic bag chaye, mujey vomit aa rahi hia. Air hostes us ko ba...