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Tumhari Gardan Per



Husband: Begum Tumhari Gardan Per ajeeb si cheez hai.

Jisay daikh Kar Khouf Aata hai...

Begum(Dar k): Woh Kya G?

Husband: Tumhara Munh. :-)



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