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Army Cap



American: A baby in our country had no legs, We put artificial legs on him. He is an Athlete now.
Russian: A baby in our country had no Arms, We put Artificial arms on him. He is a boxer now.
Pakistani: A baby in our country had no Brain, We put Army Cap on his head. He is our President now.



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