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Tables Nahi Sunaye



Mom: Kyon Rotey Ho?
Son: Dad ne Mujhe Kiss Nahi di.


Mom: Tumne Tables Nahi Sunaye hon gey.
Son: Kaam Wali ko Kon se Tables Aatey hain? :-)



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