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Things in Wrong Sense



Don't Take Things in Wrong Sense When:

- Dr. Says Take Off Your Clothes.

- Dentist says Open Wide.

- Interior Decorator says Once its in You'll Love it.

- Banker says If You Take out Soon You'll Loose Interest.

- Telephone guy says Would you Like it on Table or Against the Wall. :-)



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