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Bolo Ameen
Dua Hai Aapki Achi Nokri Ho,
1 Achi CHOKRI Ho..
Jo Aapko MISS Kary,
Aur Mujhe KISS Kary..
Jo Aapko PUPPI De,
Aur Mujhe JHAPPI De..
Jo Aapse PIYAR Kary,
Aur Mujhse IQRAR Kary..
Jo Aapke Sath ROYE,
Aur Mere Sath SOYE..
Sab Bolo Ameen.. :-D
Hhahahha
By:
Haya Ali
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Fuzul Kharch
Memon K Ghar Twins Peda Huwe..
Dost: Mubarak Ho Tumhary Ghar Twins Peda Huwe Hen.
Memon: Bas Yaar Teri Bhabhi Bohat Fuzul Kharch Hai,
Jab Ek Se Kaam Chal Sakta Tha To 2 Lany Ki Kiya Zarurat Thi.. :-D
Hhahaha
By:
Naila Soomro
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Nalky Me Pani
Pappu: Amma Nalky Me Pani Kahan Se Ata Hai??
Maa: Beta Darya Se.
Ek Din Pappu Apny Baap K Sath
Darya K Kinary Ja Raha Tha K
Uska Baap Darya Me Gir Gaya..
Pappu Bhagta Hua Ghar Aya Aur Apni Maa Se Bola:
"Amma Jaldi Se Nalka Khol Do,
Abba Kahin Kisi Aur K Ghar Me Na Chaly Jaen.." :-D
Hhahahha
By:
Husnain Nawaz
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Nehle Pe Dehla
Pappu Ko Cheezen Mangny Ka Bohat Shoq Tha.
Footpath Per Cigarette Pity Admi Se Bola:
Janab Kiya Aap K Pass Machis Hogi?
Admi Ny Machis De Di.
Pappu Jaib Me Hath Daal Ker Bola:
Oho, Me Cigarette To Ghar Hi Bhool Aya.
Admi Bola: Acha To Phir Meri Machis Mujhy Wapas Dedo.. :-D
Hahhaha
By:
Husnain Nawaz
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Apna Number
FAQEER: ALLAH K Naam Per Kuch De Do.
Ghar Se Larki Boli: Kuch Nahi Hai Mauf Kero..
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FAQEER: Apna Number Hi De Do,
Baba Dua Bhi Keryga Aur Msg Bhi.. :-D
Hahhaha
By:
Haya Ali
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Intelligent Noker
Meera Apny Pandu Noker Se:
Bhaag K Jao Aur Market Se Potato Fever Le Aao, Bike Le Jao.
Noker 3 Ghanty Baad Kharab Aalu Ke Ker Aaya.
Meera: Tum Itni Dair Se Q Aay Aur Ye Kharab Potato Q Utha Laye o?
Noker: Madam Puri Market Me Sab Se Kharab Sehat In Aalu Ki Hi Thi,
Aur Me Bike Le Ker Gaya Tha
Jab K Aap Ko To Pata Hai K Mujhy Bike Chalani Nahi Aati.. :-D
Hhahaha
By:
Naila Soomro
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Internate
Mareez Comma Se Uthny K Baad:
"Doctor Sahab Mujhy Kiya Ho Gaya Tha??"
Doctor Muskuraty Huwe:
Aap Ka Internate Band Ho Gaya Tha.. :-D
Hhahaha
By:
Husnain Nawaz
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Allah Tumhen Khush Rakhy
Badshah Ki Kahani Sunny K Baad Pappu Apni Maa Se:
Mujhy Bhi Badshah Ki Tarha 3 Bivyan Chahiyen,
1 Khana Pakany K Liye,
1 Gana Sunany K Liye,
1 Mujhy Nehlany K Liye.
Maa: Phir Mera Beta Soyega Kis K Sath??
Pappu: Aap K Sath.
Maa: Allah Tumhen Khush Rakhy,
Magar Phir Tumhari Bivyan Kis K Sath Soyengi??
Pappu: Un Ko Abbu K Sath Sula Dengy.
Abbu: Allah Tumhen Khush Rakhy.. :-D
Hhahaha
By:
Maha Abro
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