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  By: Zubair Anjum   Send To Mobile
  • Love In Medical
    .."Love In Medical"..

    Q. Define Love And Describe In Detail.

    Ans. A Serious Disorder Of Heart Due To Relationship Between Men And Women That Can Sometime Cause Death Of 1 Or Both Depending On The Resistance Associated.

    Types:
    1 Way
    And 2 Way.

    Age:
    Usualy Occurs In Puberty Bt Nowdays It Can B Found In Any Age Group.

    Sites Affected:
    Brain And Heart

    Risk Factors:
    - Teenagers
    - Boys Without Sisters
    - Girls Without Brothers

    Etiology:
    - Time Pass
    - Desired To Be Loved
    - Money And Beauty

    Symptoms:
    - Tension
    - Daydream
    - Tachycardia
    - Insomnia
    - Phone Addict
    - No Concentration

    Investigation:
    - Diary
    - Album
    - Books
    - Mobile (Most Confirmatory)

    Treatment:
    Anti Therapy By Father, Or Brother Or Mom's Chappal....:-)


  By: Zubair Anjum   Send To Mobile
  • 1 Mard apni Diary me likhta ha Me dunya
    1 Mard apni Diary me likhta ha
    Me dunya ka sab se ideal man ho
    me cigrete nhi pita
    sharab b nhi
    Night clubs me nhi jta
    me apni biwi ka sath hamesha acha rehta hon
    Ajnabi aurto se flirt nhi kerta
    Me rozana raat ka 8 bta so jata ho aur subah jaldi uth'ta ho
    Me dialy exercise aur kam kerta ho
    Lekin ye sab jaldi change ho jye ga?
    ?
    kyu ka?
    ?
    ?
    Me jaldi jail se riya ho jeon ga...;-)


  By: Zubair Anjum   Send To Mobile


  By: Zubair Anjum   Send To Mobile


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Mazak Ki B Ek Had H0ti Hy, "Jan|X" M
    Mazak Ki B Ek Had H0ti Hy,
    "Jan|X"

    Me Bachi K Sath Date Mar Raha Tha
    Or Mera Dost Us K Samne Bola Kal
    Wali Ziyada Achi Thi ;->

    (';')/
    /)( Insn Ban 0ye
    /\


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • 1st Aadmi: Aap Ka Kutta Toh Sher Jesa La
    1st Aadmi: Aap Ka Kutta Toh Sher Jesa Lagta Hai
    Kiya Khilate Ho Is Ko?

    2nd Aadmi: Ye Kameena Sher Hi Hai,
    Saala Pyar Wyaar K Chakkar Me Par Gya Tha
    Toh Shakal Kuttay Waali Ho Gai Hai. :-]


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile


  By: PAGALPANTI   Send To Mobile
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