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  • Is Mehngai K Dor Me
    Maalik Nokar Se:
    Is Mehngai K Dor Me
    Parathay Pe Is Qadar Ghee?
    Kya Hogya Hai Tumhe?

    Noker:
    Maaf Kijiye Ga
    Ghalti Se Mera Pratha Apke Pas Agya Hai..:)


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  • Mujrim (Phansi Par Charhney Se Pehlay)
    Mujrim (Phansi Par Charhney Se Pehlay)

    Agar Maa Ki Baat Suni Hoti
    To Aj Ye Din Na Dekhna Nasib Hota

    Jallad:
    Kya Kehti Thi Tumhari Maa

    Mujrim:
    Jab Us Ki Bat Suni Hi Nahi To Kya Bataon.:)


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  • 1 orat police station me
    ++Susti++

    1 orat police station me:Sir mere shohar
    2din pehle aalo lene gay the abi tak ghar nahi aye
    inspecter: to baji aap kuch or paka lo.


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  • Tum to aaj doctor ke
    Dost pathan se: "tum to aaj doctor ke
    pas janay walay thay, kyon nahin gay?"
    Pathan: "yara ham kal jaey ga,
    aaj hamara tabiat kharab hai..:-)


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  • Child:Abou jab ap faiL hojate thaY to d
    Child:Abou jab ap faiL hojate thaY to
    dada ap k sath kya slook karty the?
    Abu:Wo Meri khoob petai karty the
    Child: or jab dada faiL ho jate tu?
    Abu:To un k walid unki petai karty the
    Child:Abou main b exam main fail ho geya
    hon agar ap mry sath muzakrat kran to
    ye khandani dehshat grdi khtam ho sakti ha


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  • A paksitani took admission in an america
    A paksitani took admission in an american school
    Teacher : whats your name ?
    Boy :ahmad
    Teacher : no,now your in america your name is jhony from today
    Boy went home and mom asked
    Mom :how was the day ahmad
    Boy : im an american now call me jhonny
    Mom and dad both got offended and beat him up
    Next day he was back to school bruised
    Teacher :what happend jhonny?
    Boy :maim,just 4 hours after when i became american i was attacked by two pakistanis..;)


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  • Wo konsa pehla Indian Cricketer tha jo a
    Wo konsa pehla Indian Cricketer tha jo apne Career k pehle match MAIN hi captain bana aur 100 runs banae aur match ki akhri ball per 6 maar ker England se match jeet lia?
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    GUESS!
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    WHO?
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    AAMIR KHAN
    Movie "LAGAAN"


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