Buy PUBG Mobile UC in Pakistan
SMS Categories
Our Community
Facebook Group Facebook Page
Follow Us on Twitter Follow Us on Twitter

Best Collection of New Urdu Funny SMS at Funny SMS

A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Story Of Newton's Law: A Cow Was Walk
    Story Of Newton's Law:

    A Cow Was Walking
    Newton Stopped It.
    It Stopped
    He Found His 1st Law
    "AN OBJECT CONTINUES TO MOVE
    UNLESS IT'S STOPPED"

    He Gave A FORCE By Kicking
    d Cow,
    It Gave A Sound 'MA'
    He Formulated d 2nd Law
    "F = MA"

    After Sometimes d Cow Gave
    A Kick To Newton
    Then He Formulated d 3rd law
    "EVERY ACTION HAS AN
    EQUAL & OPPOSITE REACTION"..:-)


  By: Zubair Anjum   Send To Mobile
  • Angraiz: Muje Sardar bana do Doctor: A
    Angraiz:
    Muje Sardar bana do
    Doctor: Aapka adha dimagh nikalna hoga
    Angrz:ok
    Doctor ne galti se pora dimagh nikal dia
    Angrz hosh ma aa k bola:
    "A laka naswar rawra"..:-D


  By: Zubair Anjum   Send To Mobile
  • Shadi me 1 pathan bohut dair tuk khana
    Shadi me 1 pathan bohut dair tuk
    khana kha raha tha,
    kisi ne pocha kab tuk khao gay?
    Pathan:me to khud kha-kha k dukhi hon,
    per kia karon card me likha tha Dinner 7 to 10PM..:-D


  By: Zubair Anjum   Send To Mobile
  • 1 Mirasi galti se roza rkh betha
    1 Mirasi galti se roza rkh betha
    12 baje usne bete se kaha dekho suraj duba?
    Nhi aba
    3 baje:duba kya?
    Nhi
    4 baje:suraj duba?
    nhi

    Ay Aj Mainu Le k E dube ga/ iG


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile


  By: PAGALPANTI   Send To Mobile
  • Muje Sardar bana do
    Angraiz:
    Muje Sardar bana do
    Doctor: Aapka adha dimagh nikalna hoga
    Angrz:ok
    Doctor ne galti se pora dimagh nikal dia
    Angrz hosh ma aa k bola:
    A laka naswar rawra


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile


  By: PAGALPANTI   Send To Mobile


  By: PAGALPANTI   Send To Mobile
  • 2 Type Ki Girls K Pichhe Na Bhago 1-J
    2 Type Ki Girls K Pichhe Na Bhago

    1-Jiske Piche Me Hu

    Q K

    Wo Tujko Kabhi Nai Milegi.

    2-Jiske Pichhe Me Nai Hu
    Q K
    Jo Mujse Na Pati Wo Tumse Kia Pate gi.


  By: PAGALPANTI   Send To Mobile
  • Admi Sharab Ka Glass Samnay Rak K Ghamz
    Admi Sharab Ka Glass Samnay Rak
    K Ghamzada Baita Hua Tha..

    Dost Aa K Sath Bait Gaya Usko Thapki Detay Huay Glass Utha K Aik He Ghoont Mae Pi Gaya
    Aur Bola Suna Jigar Q Udas Hy?

    Dost: Yar Aj To Din He Bura Hy
    Subha Bv Se Jhagra Ho Gaya,
    Rastay Mae Gari Kharab Ho Gae Daftar
    Late Puhancha Boss Ne Nokri Se Nikal Dia,
    Girl Frnd Chor Kar Chali Gae,


    Khudkushi K Leay Zeher Penay Laga Tha
    Wo Glass Tu Pe Gaya
    Apna To Din He Bura Hy...


  By: PAGALPANTI   Send To Mobile
Urdu Funny SMS By Page: << 196197198199200201 202203204205206 >>

Submit Your Comments: