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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Blackmailing In New Style= Employee
    Blackmailing In New Style=


    Employee To Boss: Agar Aap Ne Meri Salary Nahi Barhai,



    To Saarey Office Ko Bata Doon Ga K



    "Aapne Meri Salary Barha Di Hay ;->


  By: PAGALPANTI   Send To Mobile
  • Yeh ladki Uffff Ya allah ItnI s
    Yeh ladki

    Uffff

    Ya allah

    ItnI sundar

    Haye

    ItnI smart

    Oye hoye

    ItnI mast

    Haye main mar janwan

    ItnI cute

    Itni IntellIgent

    ItnI lovable

    Aur kItnI sweet hai


    WARNING: Iss msg ke sabhi shabd farzii hai.
    Inka hamari duniya se koi talaq nahi hai.
    eslia aisi chizon par dhyan na de


  By: PAGALPANTI   Send To Mobile
  • Jiddat k iss daur mein, Shadi ho MUMBAI
    Jiddat k iss daur mein,
    Shadi ho MUMBAI mein..

    Pyaari si ik biwi ho,
    Jaisay rangeen tv ho..

    Gol matol sey saalay hon,
    Jaisay dahi k pyaalay hon..

    Pyaari si ik saali ho,
    Biwi k baad ghar wali ho..

    Jiddat k iss daur mein,
    shaadi ho MUMBAI mein..


  By: PAGALPANTI   Send To Mobile


  By: PAGALPANTI   Send To Mobile
  • Kab "TOOT" jaye, "MOBILE" he to hai!
    Kab "TOOT" jaye,
    "MOBILE" he to hai!

    Kab "BADAL"jaye,
    "SIM" he to hai!

    Ap mairay " sMs" ki Aadat mat Dalna.


    Kab "KHATAM" ho jaye " PACKAGE" he to hai... ;->


  By: PAGALPANTI   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Shadi Me Achanak Kahin se Ek JINN Aa
    Ek Shadi Me Achanak
    Kahin se Ek JINN Aa Gaya.

    Jinn ko Dekhte Hi;
    Larkiyo ki Cheekheyn Nikal Gayi

    Wahan par Ek BABA Jee bhi the
    Unhon ne Larkiyon ko Kaha ke:
    "Sari Larkiyan Mun'h Dho Le

    Jab Wo Sab Munh Dho Kar Aye to
    "JINN ki Cheekheyn Nikal Gayi"


  By: PAGALPANTI   Send To Mobile


  By: PAGALPANTI   Send To Mobile
  • Lesson from 3 Idiots
    Teacher: '3 idiots' film dehknay k bad ap ko kya lesson mila?
    Pappu: miss yehi k..Enginering prh kr b medical ki bachi pasai ja skti hai:-D

    Miss: shut up,& get out.
    Bublo:mis me btaon..?
    Miss: very good.bato..
    Bablo: mis colg k 1st dy Undrwear zaror phna chaye:-D

    Miss: u also get out.
    Shamo:mis me btaon..?
    Miss:i think u r brilint studnt..tm sahi bto gy..

    Shamo:mis doctr k elawa enginier b delivery kr skta hai.:-D:-D
    Miss: u also get out.

    GUDU:Mis me btaon.MIS:HAN BTAO.

    GUDU:FRENCH KISS ME NAK BEECH ME NHE ATI.;-)


  By: pyaasapani   Send To Mobile
  • Love In Class :-) Girl's Way: A Girl S
    Love In Class :-)
    Girl's Way:
    A Girl Sitting On The 1st Bench Turns Her Back And See The Boy Sitting On Last Bench And Say ...
    Thanx God Stupid Aaya Hai.
    Boys Way:-
    Before The Boy Could See His Girl Entering In The Class All His Friends Start "Oye Bhahbi Aagai Oye"
    :-D


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
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