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  By: PAGALPANTI   Send To Mobile
  • What if Acountants start making Movies..
    What if Acountants start making Movies....

    1 - Muna Bhai C.A,,

    2 - Hamara Ledger apke pas hai,,

    3 - Maine overdraft kyon kia,,

    4 - Journal sey Balance Sheet tak,,

    5 - Kabhi Credit Kabhi Debit,,

    6 - Cash Balance wale Profit Le Jayenge,,

    7 - Hum Tax dE chuke Sanam,,

    8 - Kyun TeLi ho gaya na?,,

    9 - Mein Acounts ki Diwani hon,,

    10 - Kaho na Depreciation hai...!!!


  By: PAGALPANTI   Send To Mobile


  By: PAGALPANTI   Send To Mobile
  • Eik andha aadmi Police mai bharti hone g
    Eik andha aadmi Police mai bharti hone gaya..
    Interview k waqt us se pocha gaya:
    Ap Police mai bharthi hoker kia karen ge.?
    Andha: Mai andha dhund firing karoonga ...


  By: PAGALPANTI   Send To Mobile


  By: PAGALPANTI   Send To Mobile
  • GOLU was passing thru a jungle. A chu
    GOLU was passing thru a jungle.

    A churail stops him and says: Hoo hoo ha ha ha,

    main churail hoon.

    GOLU: Jaanta hoon, teri ek behan mere ghar bhi hai:-)


  By: PAGALPANTI   Send To Mobile


  By: PAGALPANTI   Send To Mobile
  • Qayamat k 4 signs 1-Logon k eeman jat
    Qayamat k 4 signs

    1-Logon k eeman jatay rahen gae


    2-Har ghar se ganay ki awaz aye gi


    3-Zalzalay aein gae



    4-Logon k pass balance hoga aur wo SMS nahi kia karain gae..


  By: PAGALPANTI   Send To Mobile
  • Mujh se kya ghalti ho gai? Then y r u
    Mujh se kya ghalti ho gai?

    Then y r u avoiding me?

    Atleast week mein ek dafa tou yad kr liya karo

    Ur behaviour is really hurting Me

    With Love

    ur

    BATH SOAP ;)


  By: PAGALPANTI   Send To Mobile
  • Dr: Aap pagal kaise huwe? Pagal: kuch t
    Dr: Aap pagal kaise huwe?
    Pagal: kuch time pehle main ne ek bewa se shadi ki us ki jawan beti ne mere baap se shadi ki: yun wo meri saas ban gaye,un k ghar beti hui to rishte mai wo meri behn hui kiun k main us k baap ka beta tha,dosri taraf wo meri nawasi bhi hui, kiun k main us ki nani ka shohar tha, is liye main apni behn ka nana bana,phir mere ghar beta huwa, tu meri biwi ki beti, mere bete ki dadi bhi lagti thi kiun k wo meri soteli maa thi, chunache mera beta apni dadi ka bhai ban gaya aur main apne bete ka bhanja aur....
    Dr: bas karo! Khuda k wastay bas karo warna main pagal hojaonga...


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