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Latest Student SMS Jokes:
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Aap ka Kiya Jata hai
Teacher: Beta Maan Lo Me ny Tumhen 10 Laddu Diye.
Student: Q Maan Lun? Aap ny to Mujhy Diye Hi nahi.
Teacher: Aray Maan lo na, Man'ny me Tumhara Kiya Jata Hai??
Student: Theek Hai.
Teacher: Haan To Us me se 5 Tum ny Mujhy Wapas ker Diye to
Batao Tumharay Paas Kitny Laddu Baqi Bachay??
Student: 20
Teacher Pareshani se: Wo Kese??
Student: Maan Lijiye, Man'ny Me Aap Ka Kiya Jata Hai...;-p
Hahahaha
By:
Haya Ali
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3 Idiot Film Se Lesson
Teacher: "3 Idiot" Film dehkny k baad aap ko kya Lesson mila?
Pappu: Miss yehi k,
Engineering parh kar bhi Medical ki larki Phasai ja sakti hai. ?
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Miss: Shut up & get out.
Pintu: Miss Me Bataon??
Miss: Very good, Batao
Pintu: Miss College k 1st Day Underwear zarur pehna chahiye. ?
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Miss: U also get out.
Bablu: Miss Me Bataon??
Miss: I think u are a Brilliant Student.
Tum sahi batao gay.
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Bablu: Miss Doctor k Elawa Engineer bhi Delivery kar sakta hai :-p
Miss: U Also get out..;-p
By:
Naghma Khan
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Matric Se Nata Torr Chaly
Aye Matric Tumhen Chorr Chaly Hum,
School se Nata Torr Chaly Hum,
Hum Ko Jana Hi Tha,
Ye Din Kabhi Ana Hi Tha,
School Me Yaden Dafan Huin,
Matric ki Baten Khatam Huin,
Bachpan Ki Yaden Chorr Chaly,
Matric Se Nata Torr Chaly..!
Dedicated To All Matric Students..:-)
By:
Husnain Nawaz
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They are not Listening
Teacher: Why are you sleeping in the class ??
Student: Your Voice is so sweet Mam that's why
I am getting sleep
Teacher: Then why other people are not sleeping?
Student: They are not Listening to you Mam...;-p
By:
Sumaira Malik
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Half Of 8
Teacher: What is Half of 8?
Student: Depend kerta hai Miss
Agar Horizontally Aadha karo
to 0
aur Vertically karo to 3
Teacher Behosh..:-)
By:
Maha Abro
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1st Anatomy Class
1st Year Students Of MBBS
Were Attending Their 1st Anatomy Class.
They All Gathered Around The Surgery Table
With A Real Dead Dog.
The Professor, Put His Fnger In Dogs Mouth
& Tasted It In His Own Mouth.
Then He Said Them To Do The Same.
The Students Hesitated 4 Several Minutes.
But Eventually Everyone Inserted Their Fingerz
In Dogs Mouth & Tasted It.
When Everyone Finished,
The Prof. Looked At Them & Said:
The Most Important Quality Is Observation.
I Inserted My Middle Finger But Tasted The Index Finger.
Now Learn To Pay Attention..;-p
By:
Naila Soomro
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Half Day
Teacher: Aaj Short skirt Q pehan k I ho?
Girl: Madam, Aaj Half day hai is liye.
Full day par full dress pehenti hun.
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ALL Boys: Madam, kabhi Holiday me bhi Class lo na Ek baar plz..;-p
Hahaha
By:
Naila Soomro
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New Generation
Class Me Teacher Bachhon Ko Samjha Rhi Thi K,
Kese Asman Se Farishty Aatey Hen Aur Ap Ko Choty Choty Behan Bhai Gift Krte Hen.
Class Me Ek Bacha Apne Dost Ki Taraf Dekh Ker Bola:
“Kia Khayal Hai
Madam Ko
Asal Baat Bata Na Di Jaye..;-p
By:
Raheel Ahmed
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