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Student SMS and Jokes: A selected sms jokes about Boy Students, Girl Students, and exams. Exam sms / text messages collection, funny exam sms, and alot of exam wishes / greetings sms messages for students in roman urdu, hindi and english. You can also Submit Student SMS and Jokes here. Exam sms / text messages collection, funny exam sms, and alot of exam wishes / greetings sms messages for students in roman urdu, hindi and english.

Latest Student SMS Jokes:

  • Opposite of Laughing
    Teacher: What is the Opposite of Laughing?

    Pappu: Fucking!

    Teacher: Shame on you! How is that?

    Pappu: Laughing is ha ha ha and
    ,
    Fucking is ah ah ah ah..;-p


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Height of Coolness
    Height of Coolness..

    2 Boys coming out of the Examination Hall with Chips and Coke in Hands.

    1st Boy: Which paper was it?
    2nd Boy: I think Maths......
    1st Boy Surprisingly: You read the question paper?
    2nd Boy: No I see a Girl sitting besides Me Using Calculator..;-p:)

    Hahaha


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • 3 Idiots
    Lady Teacher: Aasman se Farishte Aaty hen

    Aur Aapko Chotay Chotay Behan Bhai Gift kerte hen.
    .
    .
    .
    Bacha Apny Class Fellow Se:
    Kiya Khayal hai
    Miss ko
    “3 Idiots” Film na Dikha Den..;-p

    Hahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Kanjoos Kon
    Teacher: Kanjoos kon hota hai?

    Pappu: Hum jitny Bhi SMS karen Lekin us ka Reply jo na kare Woh.

    Teacher: Uski ek Example Do.

    Pappu: Aap ki Beti Sir..;-p:D


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Active Passive
    Teacher: Active/passive me Difference Batao??

    Studnt: Active> "Tere mast mast 2 Nai’n Mere Dil ka le gai Chain.

    Passive> Mere Dil ka le gai Chain Tere Mast mast 2 Nai’n...;-p


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Exams Like Girl friends
    Exams are Like Girl friends..

    1- Too many questions
    2- Difficult to understand
    3- More explanation is needed
    4- Result is always fail!..:D


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Side Effect
    Side Effect of Excess Study..:-)

    A Guy Went To A Restaurant,
    He Wanted To See The Menu
    But He Forgot What It Is Called;

    He Asked Waiter,

    "Syllabus Lana Zara"..:-P


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Number Seven
    Teacher to Pappu: What is Number "Seven" ?, Even or Odd?

    Pappu: Even

    Teacher: How can you Make Seven even?

    Pappu: Remove the S...;-p


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Before Marriage
    Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
    "WIFE" & "MOTHER"

    Banta:
    Before Marriage We Sleep With "MOTHER"
    &
    After Marriage
    We Sleep With Our "WIFE"..;-D


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Home Work
    Pappu: Miss, will you Punish me
    for something that I didn't do ?

    Teacher : Not at all.

    Pappu : That's good.
    Actually i didn't do My Homework..;-)


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
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