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Latest Sharabi SMS:
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Majburi
Sharabi Road pe pada tha.
Police: Itni Q pi rakhi Hai?
Sharabi: Majburi thi Sahab.
Police: Kya majburi thi?
Sharab: Sahab,
Bottle ka
Dhakkan Gum ho gaya tha.
Sari Pini Pari..;-p
By:
Naghma Khan
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Drinkers Gang
Drinkers Gang: Aaj Tab Tak Piyenge jab tak
Wo Samny Waly 3 Darakht 6 nahi Dikhte..
Bar Owner: Bas Kero Kamino,
Samny 1 hi Darakht hai,
Ab Kiya jungle Banao gy?...;-p
By:
Asad
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Bakray Ki Dawat
Ek Sharabi ny Doston ki Dawat ka Program Banaya,
Aur Apny Hi Ghar se
Raat ko Bakra Chori Kiya
Aur Khoob Dawat ki.
Subha Jab Ghar Pohncha to
Bakra Ghar pe hi Khara Tha.
Sharabi ny Bivi se Pucha:
Bakra Kahan se Aya??
Bivi Ghusse Se:
"Bakray ko Goli Maro,
Raat se Kutta Gayab hai"...:-0:p
By:
Maha Abro
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Mehfil
Me Sharab ka Aadi tha, Us ny apni Qasam de k Chura di,,
Betha tha Yaron ki Mehfil me,
Yaron ny Us ki Qasam de ker Pila di..!
By:
Maha Abro
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Churail
Bivi Sharabi shoher ko theek kerny k liye
kala libaas pehan ker khari ho gai.
Shoher Jhoomty huwe : Kon ho tum??
Bivi : Churail
Sharabi : Hath mila, me teri behan ka shoher...:-p
By:
Raheel Ahmed
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Ek Cheeta charas ki cigrett
Ek Cheeta charas ki
cigrett bana raha tha
ek chuha aya or bola:
Q zindagi barbad kerty ho?
dekho kitna khubsoorat jungle hai
Aao mere saath jungle ki sair karo..
Cheeta us k saath ho lia
Agy ek Haathi sharab pi raha tha
Chooha phir bola:
Q zindagi barbad kerty ho?
Haathi bhi us k saath ho lia
Agy ek Sher heroin peeny ko tayyar tha
Chuha phir bola to Sher ny khench k thappar mara
cheety or haathi ny waja poochi
to sher bola:
"Kal b sala BHANG pi k mujhy 3 ghanty ghumata raha"...:-)
By:
Rooha Baig
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