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Latest Sharabi SMS:
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3 Wishes
Jinn: "Koi 3 wishes mango
Sharabi: "1 daru ki bottle jo kabhi khatam na ho
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Jinn ne bottle pesh ki....
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Sharabi ne Bottle milte hi peena shuru kiya..
Jese hi last Peg Glass me dala to
Bottle phir se bhar gayi
Sharabi khush..
Phir peene laga...
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Jinn ne 2 aur wish mangne ko kaha
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Sharabi Bahut khush ho ke bola:"
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Aisi hi 2 bottle aur de do... ;-p
By:
Muhammad kashif
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Ghalat Sangat
Father: Raat Ko Tum Pee K Room Me Gir Gye The.
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Beta: Kya Bataun Papa,
Sab Ghalat Sangat Ki Vajah Se Huwa He
6 Dost
6 Bear
or Unme se
5 Pite Nahi.. ;-p ;-)
Hahhaha
By:
Maha Abro
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Alcohol is Harmful
Who said Alcohol is Harmful ???
- 2 Rounds Of Brandy 30 Minutes Before Meal,
Helps Digestion.
- 1 Glass Of Beer After Waking Up,
Helps Activate Internal Organs.
- 1 Round Of Scotch Whiskey Before Sleep,
Avoids Heart Attacks.
- 1 Glass Of Wine Before Bath,
Reduces Blood Pressure.
- 2 Pegs Of Vodka Before Every Meeting,
Helps Quick Decisions.
Pass It To All You Care.
Kindness Costs Nothing..!!!
CHEERS..!!! *Beer*..!!
By:
Maha Abro
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Daru Peene se
Naseehat:
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"Daru Peene se Zindgi ki problem solve nahi hoti."
Khayal:
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"Aise to juice pine se bhi Problem
solve nahi hoti."
Isliye karo Wohi jo lage Sahi.. ;-p
By:
Naghma Khan
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Sharab la Sharab la
Jawan hai Raat Saqiya,
Sharab la Sharab la..
Zara si Piyas to bujha,
Sharab la Sharab la..
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Tere Shabab par sada,
Karam rahe Bahar ka..
Tujhe lage Meri Dua,
Sharab la Sharab la..
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Yahan koi na Jee saka,
Na jee sakega hosh me..
Mita de Naam Hosh ka,
Sharab la Sharab la..
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Tera bada hi Shukriya,
Pilaye ja Pilaye ja..
Na Zikr kar Hisab ka,
Sharab la Sharab la..!!
By:
Maha Abro
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3 Wishes
Ek Sharabi k Hath "JINN" lag gaya
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Jinn: "koi 3 wishes mango
Sharabi: "1 daru ki bottle jo kabhi khatam na ho
.
Jinn ne bottle pesh ki....
.
Sharabi ne Bottle milte hi peena shuru kiya..
Jese hi last Peg Glass me dala to
Bottle phir se bhar gayi
Sharabi khush..
Phir peene laga...
.
Jinn ne 2 aur wish mangne ko kaha
.
Sharabi Bahut khush ho ke bola:"
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Aisi hi 2 bottle aur de do...;-p ;-)
Hahahha
By:
Maha Abro
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Whisky is Risky
Some say
Whisky is Risky
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Some say
Whisky bina Zindagi Miss ki
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But I say
Rum Beer ya ho Whisky
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Koi Nahi Glfrnd se Ziyada Risky
Aj iski kal pata nai Kiski...:-)
By:
Haya Ali
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naWaB Zda
apni tw yahii Ha pehchan....
HansTa chehRa
sharabii Aankhyy
nAwabi shaaN
Or dosto k liye jaan,
Shezzi khAnzDa +923155487917
By:
shezzi
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