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joke
aik sharabi sharab pee kar raat ko 3 baje ghar jaraha tha
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to aik ne use pakar kar kaha k itni raat ko kaha jarahay ho
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sharabi: may sharab k bare may lecture sunne jaraha hoo
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police: bohot achi baat hai par ye lecture itni raat ko kon deta hai
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sharabi: janab meri biwi.. :-D
By:
hamdam
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Desi Daru
4 Pepsi "Sharukh”
4 Coke "Aamir”
4 Limca "Riya”
4 Fanta "Rani”
4 Thumps Up "Akshay”
Dont Worry Aap Ka Naam "Desi Daru” K liye Likha Jayega.. :-D
Hhahahha
By:
Haya Ali
In: Sharabi SMS
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BEER Pehli Baar
Jab Mene BEER Pehli Baar Pi thi,
Me Khud Apni Nazron me Gir Gaya.
Aur Mene BEER Chorne ka
Faisla kar liya..
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Per Jab Mene Un Tamaam BEER
Factory k Mazdoor, Aur Unke
Biwi-Bachon ke Baare me Socha
to Meri Aankh Bhar Aayi..
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Aur Us Pal Faisla kiya k
Ab se I will Drink Regularly..
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Apne Liye to Sab Jeete hen,
Lekin, Hum to Garibon k
Liye Peete hen.. :-D
CHEERS ?
Hhahaha
By:
Husnain Nawaz
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Love And Daaru
Love V/s Daaru. :-)
Love- Pagal Banata hai.
Daru- Mood Fresh karti hai.
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Love- Neend Nhi Aati hai.
Daru- Pi k Neend Achi Aati hai.
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Love- Date ke 2000/-
Daru- 1 Bottle ke 350/-
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Love- Me Sab ki Suno.
Daru- Pi k Sab ko Sunao.
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FAISLA AAPKE HAATH.
Piyo Sir Utha K,,
Jiyo Ladkhada K.. :-D
Hhahaha
By:
Naila Soomro
In: Sharabi SMS
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Teri Sharab
Teri Sharab Kuch Bhi Nahi Us Ki Aankhon K Samny
..Aye Dost..
Wo Jo Dekh Le Ek Nazar To Peeny Ki Hasrat Nahi Rehti..!
By:
Maha Abro
In: Sharabi SMS
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Aashiqui 2 Dekh K
Aashiqui 2 Dekh K Pata Chala K
Larka Larki K Liye Jaan To De Sakta Hai
Magar
Daaru Nahi Choor Sakta..
Piyo Khoob Dil laga K..
"Mehak Whisky Ki Kabhi Kam Nahi Hoti,,
Piny Se Zindgi Kabhi Khatam Nahi Hoti..
Bottle K Sath Ho Agar Namkin Aur GOLD FLAKE,,
To Zindgi SULTAN MIRZA Se Kam Nahi Hoti.." :-)
By:
Naila Soomro
In: Sharabi SMS
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Taj Mahal
Aye Mere Dost..
Agar Hai Bazu me Dam,,
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To Taj Mahal Ko
Hila kar Dikhao... :-p
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Aur Agar Nahi hai to
Mere Paas Aao Aur,
2 Bottle Piyo Aur
Khud Tajmahal ko
Hilta hua Dekho.. :-D
Hhahaha
By:
Naghma Khan
In: Sharabi SMS
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Bewde Zameen Par
Me kabhi Batata Nahi Per,
'Bar' me Daily jata hu Me Maa..
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Yun to Me Dikhata Nahi,
'Daru' Pi k Roz Aata hun Me Maa..
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Tujhe sab kuch Pata hai na Maa,
Meri Maa..
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'Peene' par yun na Maro Mujhe,
Ghar Lot k bhi Aa na Paun Maa..
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'Scotch' Me itna Peeta nahi,
'Beer' me hi Seham jata hun Me Maa..
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Chehre pe Aane Deta Nahi,
Lekin Kahin bhi Ludak Jata hun Me Maa..
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Tujhe Sab hai Pata Hai Na Maa..
Meri Maa..
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From:
"Bewde Zameen Par" ;-p :-D
Hahhaha
By:
Naila Soomro
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Jab Aana to
Tohfe me Gulab Lekar Mat Aana..
Qabr pe Chirag Lekar Mat Aana..
Bohat Pyasa Hun Me Barso Se Dost,
Jab Aana to "ROYAL STAG" Aur 2 Glass Lekar Aana. ;-) :-D
Hahahha
By:
Sumaira Malik
In: Sharabi SMS
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