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aik sharabi sharab pee kar raat ko 3 baje ghar jaraha tha
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to aik ne use pakar kar kaha k itni raat ko kaha jarahay ho
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sharabi: may sharab k bare may lecture sunne jaraha hoo
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police: bohot achi baat hai par ye lecture itni raat ko kon deta hai
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sharabi: janab meri biwi.. :-D
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