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Latest Pathan Jokes:

  • Brightness
    Pathan: Yara Mere Mobile Me Awaz To Aa Rahi Hai Per Tasveer Q Nahi aa Rahi..?

    Dukandar: Is Ki Brightness Zero Per Ki Hui Hai.

    Pathan: Kiya Matlab.??

    Dukandar: Lala Iska Bulb Fuse Ho Gaya Hai 500 Rupay Lagen Gy Change Kerny K.

    Pathan: Theek Hai Ker Do Bas Tasveer Saaf Aani Chahiye.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Gaaliyan
    2 Arbi Ek Dusray Ko Gaaliyan De Rahy Thy..

    Paas Se Ek Pathan Guzra Aur Bola:

    "Molvi Saab Hum ko Bhi Duaaon Me Yaad Rakhna.." :-D

    Hhahahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • DoorAndeshi
    DoorAndeshi..

    Party Me Dost Pathan Se: Yaar Ye Kiya?
    Pehly Tum Ny Daal Chawal Khaye Phir Badam Ka Halwa Khaya
    Aur Ab Phir Daal Chawal Kha Rahy Ho..??

    Pathan: Yara Mosam Bara Kharab Chal Raha Hai.
    Agar Mujhy "Ulti" Hui To Daal Chawal Bahar Aaengy,
    Aur Agar "Motion" Lagy To Bhi Daal Chawal Bahar Aaengy,,
    Badam Ka Halwa "Beech" Me Ek Dam "SAFE" Rahy Ga.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Express News
    Dost: Yaar Tum "Express News" Q Nahi Dekhty??

    Pathan: Hum Ko Us Aunty Se Dar Lagta Hai,
    Jo Kehti Hai;
    "Hum Wo Dikhaty Hen, Jo Log Chhupaty Hen.."

    Toba Toba.. :-D
    Hahhaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Baran
    Khafa Nast Yama Yawaze...

    Sok Me Neshtha Da Tapos...

    Sa JANAN Rata Yadege...

    Sa Meda Meda Baran De...


  By: Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Baran
    Ma pa chagho chagho da asman sara jarrali di

    Nan me da har saski da baran sara jarrali di

    Ta musafarai la da makham pa bang watale ye

    Har makham me yara da azan sara jarali di.


  By: Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Haji
    Pathan Haj Ker K Aaya Aur Sidha Mohally Ki Dukan Per Ja Ker Bola:
    Yara Hamara Khaata Nikalo.

    Dukandar Bara Khush Hua K Aaj Uska 3 Saal Ka Udhar Milny Wala Hai..
    Jese Hi Usny Khaata Khola Pathan Bola:
    Yara Hamary Naam K Sath Haji Bhi Likh Do.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Serious Ladai
    Sardar Aur Pathan K Beech Me Fight Ho Rahi Thi..

    Sardar: Saale Me Tere Kapde Phaad K Tujhe Nanga Ker Dunga.

    Pathan: Dekho Yara, Serious Ladai Me
    Romantic Baat Mat Kero Warna
    ,
    ,
    ,
    Hamara Mood Ban Jayega.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Who Is Better
    Sardar: Who Is Better, Wife or Brother.??

    Pathan's Heart Touching Reply:
    "Wife's Brother.." :-D

    Hahahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Bluetooth
    Pathan Apna Mobile(Smartphone) Leke Dentist K Pass Gaya..

    Doctor: Ji Kiya Takleef Hai Aapko.??

    Pathan: O Yara Takleef Humko Nahi
    Balke Hamare Mobile Ko Hai,
    Humko Batao K Is Me
    Bluetooth Kahan Hota Hai.? :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
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