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Latest Pathan Jokes:

  • Open The Zip
    An Englishman And Pathan Inside The Toilet.

    Englishman: Good Evening, How Do U Do.?

    Pathan: Good Evening, I Open The Zip And Do Susu.. :-D

    Hhahahaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Aur Jung Shuru Ho Gai
    Pathan Ne Apny Bacha Ka Naam America Rakh Liya.
    Logon Ne Pucha America To Aap Ka Dushman Hai Aap Ne Apne Bache Ka Naam Rakh Diya.

    Pathan: Hum Dunya Ko Batana Chahta Hai K Pathan America Ka Baap Hai.
    ...
    Aur Is Tarah Jung Shuru Ho Gai.
    ...
    America: Hum Chand Per Jaker Jahaz Banayge.

    Pathan: Hum Suraj Per Ja Ker Naswar Banayga.

    America: Tum Jal Jayega.

    Pathan: Hum Pagal Nahi Hai, Hum Raat Ko Suraj Per Jayega.. :-D

    HAHAHAHAHAHAH.


  By: Khalil Ur Rehman   Send To Mobile
  • Alladin Ka Chiragh
    PATHAN Ko 1 Alladin Ka Chiragh Mila
    Utha Ker Saaf Kia To 1 Jin Nikla Aur Kaha:
    Aapki 3 Khwahishen Puri Karunga.

    PATHAN: Humko Aisa Naswar Do Jo Kabhi Khatam Na Ho.

    Foran 1 Naswar Ka Packet Aagaya..

    PATHAN Ne Thori Si Naswar Nikali To Utni Naswar Aur Aagai..

    Jin: Baqi 2 Khwahishen.??

    PATHAN: Aisa 2 Packet Aur De Do.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Khalil Ur Rehman   Send To Mobile
  • Mannat
    Pathan "Mazar" Pe Bomb Rakhte Hoy Pakra Gya.

    Logon Ne Bohat Maara Aur Pucha Aisa Q Kia.?

    PATHAN ko Kuch Samaj Na Aaya To Bola: "Humne Bomb Rakhne ki Mannat Mani Thi".. :-)

    Hhahaha...


  By: Khalil Ur Rehman   Send To Mobile
  • TRY LETTER
    Girl PATHAN se: Jab Aap k Paas Mobile hai or Mere Paas bhi Mobile hai to Aap ne LETTER kyo bheja.?

    Pathan: O Humne Tumko Call kia tha
    Us me Baji Boli "Plz TRY LETTER...."

    Hhahaha....


  By: Khalil Ur Rehman   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan Painting Kharidny Gaya
    Pathan Painting Kharidny Gaya..

    Painter: Ye 20,000 Rupay Ki Hai.
    Oil Paint Se Bani Hui Hai..

    Pathan: Yara Tum Paison Ki Fiker Mat Kero,
    Desi Ghee Me Bhi Kuch Dikhao.. :-D

    Hhahhaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan Went To Interview
    Pathan Went To Interview For FBI Agent.

    Interviewer: Who Killed Bruce Lee.??

    Pathan: Thanks For Giving The Job Sir,
    I Would Immediately Start Investigation.. :-D

    Hahhahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Bina Koshish
    Santa: Aadmi Bina Koshish Kuch Nahi Ban Sakta..

    Pathan: Kyun Nahi Ban Sakta?
    Abhi Kal Hi Hum Bina Koshish K
    Bara Bhai Ban Gaya. :-D

    Hhahahha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Nishana
    Sardar: Jab Me Paida Hua To Military Walon Ne 21 Topain Chalai Thin.

    Pathan: Oye Yara Kamaal Hai,,
    Sab Ka Nishana Chook Gaya.? :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Zahanat
    Gul Bano: Khan Saab, Machar Bohat Kaat Raha Hai..

    Pathan: Yara Tum Light Band Ker Do Phir Machron Ko Hum Dikhai Hi Nahi Dengy..

    Gul Bano: Kan Saab Aap Kitny Zaheen Ho.. :-D

    Hahhahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
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