Aur Jung Shuru Ho Gai
Pathan Ne Apny Bacha Ka Naam America Rakh Liya.
Logon Ne Pucha America To Aap Ka Dushman Hai Aap Ne Apne Bache Ka Naam Rakh Diya.
Pathan: Hum Dunya Ko Batana Chahta Hai K Pathan America Ka Baap Hai.
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Aur Is Tarah Jung Shuru Ho Gai.
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America: Hum Chand Per Jaker Jahaz Banayge.
Pathan: Hum Suraj Per Ja Ker Naswar Banayga.
America: Tum Jal Jayega.
Pathan: Hum Pagal Nahi Hai, Hum Raat Ko Suraj Per Jayega.. :-D
HAHAHAHAHAHAH.
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