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  • Karachi Mein Toofan
    Karachi Mein Aane Wale Toofan Ki Zimmedari

    Taleban Ne Qabool Kar Li Hai.



    (Rehman Malik)


  By: Fuzail   Send To Mobile
  • Saeed Ajmal with Girlfriend
    Saeed Ajmal with her Girlfriend on Date:

    Girl: Ajmal Tumhari Eyes kitni Pyari hain
    Ajmal: Thanks Jan.

    Girl: Ajmal tum Bolte kitna Pyara Ho
    Ajmal: Thanks Jan.

    Girl: Tumhari "Hussy" Kitni Pyari Hai
    Ajmal: Dafa Ho Ja Yahan Se Dobara us Kaminay ka Naam Na Lena. :-)


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Say No To Value Added Tax (VAT)
    Fwrd

    "MOBILE USERS K LIYE BAD NEWS"

    Govt. 1 July say VAT ( Value Added Tax ) Nafiz kar rahi hay
    Jis k nifaz k baad agar Aap 100 wala card load kren gey
    To Aap k account may 68Rs Aayen gy, Jab k Abi 84Rs Aaty hen.

    16% GST (govt. Sales tax) ki Mojodgi may,

    16% VAT (value added tax) Kaha ki Aqalmandi hy.

    Say NO to "V.A.T"

    plz SMS ko Phelan or Apni Zaat Se
    Aaj hi Tabdili ki jadojahed ka Aaghaz Karen.

    Varna ye govt. Hamary Khoon ka Aakhri Qatra b Nichorr Legi.


  By: Send Free SMS   Send To Mobile
  • Statement of FAUZIA WAHAB
    Word to Word Statement of FAUZIA WAHAB:

    "Hazart Umar ko Adalat ne isliay Talab kia Gaya Tha,
    Kyun k un k pas AAYEN NHI THA, Quran tha.

    Sadar Zardari k pas Aayen hai
    Layhaza adalat unhein talab nhi krsakti...
    Waisay b Sadar Zardari koi Aam Aadmi Nahi"

    Go to HELL You Faozia Wahab & your Sadar.

    Frwd or not. Faisala Aapka.


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Aye Film Purani Ho Gai
    Husband Ne Doston k Sath Party Pe Jana Tha:
    Us ny Apni bv ko phone kiya.

    Hello Begum aaj Dukan pe Bohat Kaam Hai
    Mein Late ho jaonga, Tum Khana kha k So Jana.


    Niwi: Aye Film Purani Ho Gai Aye.
    Hun Ty Dukana 8 Wajey Band ho Jandiyaan Ne. :-)


  By: Irfan   Send To Mobile
  • Tumhari Purani Sathi
    Han Mai Wohe Hun.
    Tmhe Mai Boht Pasand Thi.
    Tmhe Adat Hogayi Thi Meri.
    Phir Ek Waqt Aya Jab Tumne Mujhe Uski Khatir Chor Dia.
    Tum Mujhe Uski Khatir Bhool Gaye.
    Lekin Tumne Muje Jis Ke Liye Chora,
    Aj Usne Tumhe Chor Dia Or Wo Tumse Door Chali Gai.
    Lekn Mai Tumhay Akela Nahe Rehne Dun Gi.
    Mai Arhe Hun. Mai Wapis Arhe Hun.
    Tumhari Purani Sathi.

    Tumhari Apni

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    "ORKUT". :-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Facebook has Been Blocked
    Rehan is Very Happy That FB has Been Blocked.

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    But I don't know Where to Put This Status. :-)


  By: Rehan   Send To Mobile
  • Boycott Against Facebook
    News at BBC which is
    "GOOD NEWS"

    The Boycott made by Muslims against facebook last 2 dayS,
    their losses are reached to 2 billion Euro.
    If we continue, After 7 days it would reach around 40 billion Euro.


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • Ye Password Kis Ka Hai?
    Hamesha Log Password Wo Rakhte Hain Jo Kabhi Na Bhoolen,


    16646

    Ye Password Kis Ka Hai?

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    Saeed Ajmal. :-)


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile


  By: Faraz Ahmed Faraz   Send To Mobile
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