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Khali Jaga



Sardar: Jab Me Sar K Bal Khara
Hota Hun To Khoon Sar Ki Taraf
Jama Hota Hai, Magar Jab
Paaun K Bal Khara Hota Hun To
Khoon Paaun Me Jama Nahi Hota..

Pathan: O Khana Kharab Ka Bacha,
Jo Cheez Khali Hoga, Khoon Usi Taraf To Jaye Ga Naa.. :-D

Hahhaha



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