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Pathan Hotel Me



Pathan Hotel Me:
"Wo Jo Maiz Pr Betha Hai Us Se Hamara Dushmani Hai."
Dost: Wahan To 4 Admi Bethy Hen.

Pathan: Wo Jis Ki Munchhen Hen.
Dost: Sab Ki Munchhen Hen.

Pathan: Wo Jis K Kapry Sufaid Hen.
Dost: Sab K Kapry Sufaid Hen.

Pathan Ny Ghusse Me Pistol Nikala
Aur 3 Aadmiyon Ko Maar Ker Bola:
"Wo Jo Reh Gaya Hai Usay Hum Nahi Chory Ga.." :-D

Hahahaha



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