Garam Masala
A Colgate's Salesman Comes On Pathan's Door.
Salesman: Kiya Aap K Toothpaste Me Namak Hai.??
Pathan: Khana Kharab Ka Bacha,
Aaj Namak Puchta Hai,
Kal Boly Ga Aap K Toothpaste
Me Garam Masala Hai.. :-D
Hhahaha
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