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Fifty Fifty



Pathan Aur Sardar Ja Rahy Thy,
Rasty Me Unhen 1000 Ka Note
Para Hua Mila..

Sardar: Chalo Isay
Fifty Fifty Ker Lety Hen..

Pathan: Abay Dhakkan Saaly,
Phir Baki 900 Ka Kiya Karen Gy,
Aisa Kero 500 Tum Rakho,
500 Hum Rakhta Hai OK..

Sardar: Ok.. :-D

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