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Sardar Microsoft Office Me Interview Deny Gaya:
.
Interviewer: Which are the 4 Versions of Java ?

Sardar: MarJava, MitJava,
LutJava, & Sadke Java !

Interviewer: Great ! Ab Tum Ghar java,
Aur Yahan Kabhi Mat Aava.. :-p :-D

Hahhaha



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