Beauty Tip
Sardarni Ny Sardar Ko Paise dekar kaha:
"Market Se Mere Liye Kuch
Aisi Cheez Laana jis se Me
Khubsoorat Dikhun.."
.
Sardar Market Se Apny Liye
Whisky ki 2 Bottle Le Aaya.
.
Sardarni Ghusse Se:
"Me Ny Tum Se Kiya Lany Ko Kaha Tha."
.
Sardar: Janu, Sirf Yehi Ek Cheez Hai
Jise Pee Ker Tu Mujhy
Sundar Dikhai De Sakti Hai.. :-D
Hahhaha
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