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Tum Kese Paida huwe



Sardar: Tum Kese Paida huwe?

Pathan: Hospital me aur Tum.?

Sardar: Jungle me.

Pathan: Wo kese.?

Sardar: Meri Pregnant Maa ko
2 Daaku jungle le gye aur kaha,
"JO KUCH HAI NIKAL Do.."
Bas Phir Me Ho Gaya.. ;-)

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