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Total SMS in Sardar Ji SMS: 449
Total Members that contributed to Sardar Ji SMS: 89
Total Comment posted in Sardar Ji SMS: 307
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February
8
2010
  • Sardar Ki Pitai Lagi
    Ek Sardar ko Pathanoo Ney Bohaat Mara:

    Kyon K

    Usne Video Shop Per Ja Kar,

    Sirf Itna He Kaha

    ,
    ,
    ,

    MY NAME IS KHAN. :-)


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    By: shahzada | SMS Length:1 Message(s) Email this SMS to your friend. Email This
February
7
2010
  • Opposite of Minimum
    Teacher: What Is The Opposite of 'Minimum'?






    Sardar: MiniDad. :-)


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    By: Lupoka | SMS Length:1 Message(s) Email this SMS to your friend. Email This
February
6
2010
  • Kisi Ko Aitraz to Nahi?
    Sardar Taqreer Karty Huey: Kisi Ko Meri Baat Par Aitraz to Nahi?

    Ek Bola: Jee Mujey Aitraz Hai.

    SARDAR: Tu Dafa Ho.


    Hor Kisi Noon Aitraz?


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    By: SAYYAM | SMS Length:1 Message(s) Email this SMS to your friend. Email This
February
5
2010
  • People Consider Sardar a GOD
    Sardar ji: People Consider Me as a "GOD"

    Wife: How Do You Know?

    Sardar ji: When I went to the Park Today,

    Everybody said,

    Oh GOD! You Have Come Again.


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    By: Jayaarram | SMS Length:1 Message(s) Email this SMS to your friend. Email This
February
1
2010
  • Intelligent like You
    How Does a Sardar Dial 9945599455?

    Think?


    Any Idea?


    Think Again.

    First he Dials 99455.
    Then press REDIAL Intelligent like You. :-)


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    By: Rehan | SMS Length:1 Message(s) Email this SMS to your friend. Email This
January
28
2010
  • Keerey K Alag Paise Lega
    Ek Sardar Amrood Baich Raha Tha:


    1 Aadmi Aaya or Bola: Sardar G agar Amrood Main Keera Nikla To?


    Sardar: To Saaf Baat Hai...
    Hum Keerey K Alag Paise Lega. :-)


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    By: Send Free SMS | SMS Length:1 Message(s) Email this SMS to your friend. Email This
January
25
2010
  • COMEDY MOVIE in Pregnancy
    Friend: Instead of Hospital,
    Why Did You Take Your wife to COMEDY MOVIE During Pregnancy.


    Sardar: ALL the Child Were crying When They Born,

    This Time I Want My Child to Laugh So I Take My Wife TO CINEMA. :-)


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    By: Dapper | SMS Length:2 Message(s) Email this SMS to your friend. Email This
January
14
2010
  • Sardarji with an Englishman
    Sardarji takes a Flight to Singapore and he is Seated next to An Englishman.

    Sardarji open his Tiffin and Serves himself a Roti.

    ENGLISHMAN: What is This?
    Sardarji: Bread India

    Sardarji then opens the Box of Jalebi.

    ENGLISHMAN: What is This?
    Sardarji: Sweet India

    With all the food he Hogged on, Sardarji lets out a huge Fart!
    The Englishman is Offended and in Shock Asks.

    ENGLISHMAN: What Was That?
    Sardarji: Air India :-)


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    By: Dapper | SMS Length:3 Message(s) Email this SMS to your friend. Email This
January
14
2010
  • Baqi 999 Kon Hain
    Ek Sardarni ko Apne Sardar Per Bohat Pyar Aaya to Boli:

    "Suno G Tussi Hazaron Mai 1 Ho"

    Sardar Ne Usko Khench k Thappar Mara:
    Aur
    Pucha
    Baqi 999 Kon Hain. :-)


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    By: Rooman Qamar | SMS Length:1 Message(s) Email this SMS to your friend. Email This
January
14
2010
  • Chupkali Mun Mai Ghusi
    Doctor: Jab Aapko Pata Tha K
    Chupkali Aapke Mun Mai Ghus Rahi Hai,
    To Aapne Kuch Kia Q Nahi?



    Sardar: Pehle Cockraoch Gaya To

    Mujhe Laga K Chipkli Usay Pakar k Wapas Aa Jayegi. :-)


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Comments Posted in Sardar Ji SMS at this Page:


atif says:
( Monday, February 08, 2010 )

dear we all are sent to this world for very small time so enjoy this time and always happy no tension and worries enjoy and .............................................
waheed says:
( Saturday, February 06, 2010 )

sardar ta shud honde ne
ch. says:
( Saturday, February 06, 2010 )

1 larka dosre larke se:
Yaar tum ne kabhi koi larki phansai hai?
2nd boy!
Yaar larki main ne phansa li thi pr tum logon ne ye mohalla hi chor diya... ;-)

ch. says:
( Saturday, February 06, 2010 )

ye bohat nice web hai i like this
Sardar Ek Baraf Ka Tukra Utha Ker Usey Ghour Se Dekh Raha Tha... Admi:- Kya Dek...

janu says:
( Friday, February 05, 2010 )

ek sardar tha wo apna ghar jaha raha tha


rasta ma ek admi ko dakh kara kaha tha haan o mare judva bhai mujay ghar chora kara aha.





imran says:
( Tuesday, February 02, 2010 )


Maa: Aaj School Se Itni Jaldi Kaise Aagaye?

Pathan: Machar Mara to Teacher Ne Chutti Dedi.

Maa: Aisa Kyon?

Pathan: Machar Teacher k Gaal Per Baitha Tha. :-)


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( Thursday, January 21, 2010 )

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syed faizan ali shah says:
( Tuesday, January 19, 2010 )

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( Monday, January 18, 2010 )

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aleena says:
( Saturday, January 16, 2010 )

cooooooooooooooooooooooooooool jokes yar kia bat hai keep it up wowwwwwww
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