Sarson da Tail
Europe Me Ek Sardar Ji Shop Per Gaye
\Aur Pucha: Sarson da Tail Hai.??
Shopkeeper Bola: Aap "Sikh" Ho.?
Sardar Gusse Me: Oye Agar Me Zetoon Ka Tail Mangta To Kiya Tum Mujhy Italy Ka Bolty,
Aur Agar Me Bratwurst Oil Mangta To Tum Mujhy German Kehty,
Agar Me Kosher Hotdog Mangta To Tum Mujhy Yahudi Kehty,
Ya Halal Gosht Mangta To Muslim Kehty.??
Shopkeeper Bola: Nahi Me Ye Nahi Puchta.
Sardar Gusse Se: To Phir Aakhir Ye Nasal Parasti Sardaron K Sath Hi Q?
Jab Me Ny Sarson Ka Tail Manga To Tum Ny Q Pucha K Me Sardar Hun.?
Shopkeeper Bola: Q K Janab Ye "WINE SHOP" Hai.. :-D
Hhahaha
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