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Latest Sardar Ji SMS:

  • Answering Machine
    Sardar Fixed An Answering
    Machine At Home.
    Two Days Later He
    Disconnected It Because
    He Was Getting Complaints
    Like
    "Sala Phone Utha Ker
    Bolta Hai Ghar Per Nahi Hai.." :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Ehmiyat
    Pathan To Sardar:
    Tumhari To Ghar Me Bhi Koi Nahi Sunta..

    Sardar: O Nai Yaar,
    Ghar Me Meri Bohat Ehmiyat Hai,
    Khana Pakany Se Pehly
    Sab Mujh Se Zarur Mashwara Kerty Hen,
    Aur Phir Jo Me Kahun Wo
    ,
    Her Giz Nahi Pakaya Jata.. :-( :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Mother Tongue
    Sardar K Bety Ny FORM Fill Kerty Huwe Pucha:

    "Papa Mother Tongue K Column Me Kiya Likhun.??

    Sardar: Puttar Likh De,
    Very Very Long & Uncontrolable :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Shadi Q Nahi Hui
    Sardar Pappu Se:
    Tumhari Ab Tak Shadi Q Nahi Hui
    Jab K Tumhari Itni Umer Ho Gai Hai..

    Pappu Ny Aankhen Ban Ki Aur
    Ungli Aasman Ki Taraf Utha Ker Bola:

    "Jeko Rakhay Saaiyyan,
    Maar Saky Na Koi.." :-D

    Hhahahha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • First Aid
    Doctor Sardar Se:
    Tum Ny Is Admi Ko
    Galay Me Rassi Bandh Ker Q Halaak Kiya.??

    Sardar:
    Janab Is K Seeny Per Saanp Ny Kaat Liya Tha
    Aur Me Ny Parha Tha K
    Jahan Saanp Ny Kata Ho
    Us Se Thora Ooper Kas K Rassi Bandhni Chahiye.. :-D


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Towel Kese Ganda Hota Hai
    Pathan: Yaar Hum Ko Ek Baat Batao.

    Sardar: Pucho..

    Pathan:
    Sabun Se Nahany K Baad
    Jab Hamara Jism Saaf Ho Jata Hai To Phir
    Towel Kese Ganda Ho Jata Hai.??

    Sardar:
    Towel Ko Wo 1% Jarasim Ganda Kerta Hai
    Jo 99% Jarasim K Mar Jany K Baad Bhi Zinda Rehta Hai.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Get An Idea
    Sardar Ny Apny Truck K Neechy
    4 Logon Ko Daba Ker Maar Diya..

    Judge: Tum Ny Sharab Bhi Nahi Pi Hui Thi
    Aur
    Tumhari in Logo Se Koi Dushmani Bhi Nahi Thi
    Phir Tum Ny Unhen Q Mara..??


    Sardar: Judge Sahab,
    Get An Idea Walon Ny Kaha Tha K
    Is Ring Tone K Liye 4 Dabaen
    To Me Ny Daba Diye.. :-(

    Hahahha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • 7up Ka Jadoo
    Dara Singh:
    Darling 7up Pee Ker
    Kuch Kerny Ka Bohat Mann Ker Raha Hai..

    Wife Sharmate Huwe:
    Ker Lo G..

    Dara Singh:
    (",)>
    /((....Poooonn
    _//,

    Wife: Dur Fittay Munh.. :-(

    Hahhahaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gum
    Dost: Yaar Mujhy Apni GF Ko Impress Kerna Hai,
    Koi Acha Sa Chipku Shair Suna De..

    Sardar: Theek Hai Sun..
    Arz Kiya Hai..

    Khushi Wo Cheez Hai Jis Se Gum Bhulaya Jata Hai..

    Wah Wah..

    Aur Gum Wo Cheez Hai
    Mere Dost..

    Jis Se

    Lifafa Chipkaya Jata Hai.. :-D


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Sardar Ko Chaand Per Bheja Gaya
    Sardar Ko Chaand Per Bheja Gaya:

    Adhay Rasty Per Pohach Ker
    Sadra Ny Zameen Walon Ko Call Ki:

    "Kamino, Saalo,
    Tum Mujhy Bewakoof Samajhty Ho?
    Aaj To "Amavasya" Hai,
    Chaand To Hoga Hi Nahi,
    Me Wapas Araha Hun.." :-D

    Hhahahaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
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