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Latest Sardar Ji SMS:

  • Ek Saal Pehly
    Sardar Apny Ek Din K Bety Se:

    "Kash Tum Ek Saal Pehly Peda Ho Jaty

    To Hamari Shadi Bhi Dekh Lete.." :-) :-D


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Ticket
    Sardar Aeroplane Me Ja Raha Tha.
    Achanak Us Ny Pilot Ka Head Phone Utaar Liya.

    Pilot: Ye Aap Kiya Ker Rahy Hen??

    Sardar: Oye Saale,
    Ticket To Hum Ny Bhi Liya Hai
    Aur Gaane Tu Akela Hi Sun Raha Hai.. :-D

    Hahahha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Sardar Gana Ga Raha Tha
    Sardar Gana Ga Raha Tha:
    "Me Duniya Hila Dunga
    Teri Chahat Me.."

    Sardarni Munh Bana Ker Boli:
    Rehny Do, Raat Ko
    Khatiya To Hila Nahi Paty,
    Duniya Kiya Khaak Hilao Gy.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Quit
    In KBC..

    Amitabh:
    What Is Ur Father Name??

    Sardar Phone Per:
    Maa Papa Ka Kiya Naam Hai??

    Maa: Sawal Kitny Ka Hai?

    Sardar: 10000 Ka

    Maa: Beta Tu Quit Ker De,
    Warna 10000 K Liye Ghar
    Me Jhagra Ho Jaye Ga.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Operation
    Pathan: Yara Ye Doctor Log
    Operation Se Pehly Mareez
    Ko Behosh Q Ker Dety Hen.??

    Sardar:
    O Jaa Yaar, Tenu Inni Si
    Baat Nai Pata.
    Agar Mareez Operation Seekh Gaya To
    Doctors Ki To Watt Hi Lag Jani ay Naa. :-D

    Hhahahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • 2 Goliyan
    Sardar:
    Doctor Sahab Mujhe Koi Aisi Dawa Den,
    K Me Aankhon Se Bol Sakun Or Kano Se Dekh Sakun.

    Doctor Ghusse Se:
    Lo Ye 2 Goliyan Subha Aur
    Shaam Naak Se Chaba Kr Kha Lena.. :-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Aids Wali Murgi
    Sardar:
    Murgi Kitny Ki Hai.??

    Dukandar:
    Rs. 10 & 80

    Sardar:
    Sirf 10 Ki.
    Itni Sasti.??

    Dukandar: Janab Isko Aids Hai..

    Sardar:
    De Do Yaar. Mujhy To Isko Khana Hai.
    Koi Is K Sath Sona Thora Hi Hai. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Night Cream
    Sardar:
    Mujh Se Dushmani Tumhen Bohat Mehngi Pary Gi..

    Pappu: Jaa Bay..
    Sasti To Me Night Cream Bhi Nahi Lagata.

    Hhahaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Aaj Phir
    Sardar: Log To Mujhy "Bhagwan" Manty Hen.

    Dost: Tumhen Kese Pata??

    Sardar: Jab Me Aaj Park Gaya To
    Sab Mujhy Dekh Ker Kehny Lagy,
    ,
    Hay Bhagwan! Ye Phir Aa Gaya.. :-D

    Hahahha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Dar
    Sardar Ny Sab Murgiyon Ko Hukum Diya
    K Kal Se 2 Anday Dena Warna
    Sab Ka Roast Bana Dunga..
    .
    Aglay Din Sab Ny 2 Anday Diye
    Magar Ek Ny Sirf 1 Hi Diya.
    .
    Sardar:
    Tum Ny Ek Anda Q Diya.??

    Murga:
    O Paa Ji,
    Me To Murgha C,
    Thuaday Dar Naal Ik Anda Nikal Gaya C.. :-) :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
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