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Latest Sardar Ji SMS:

  • Dhoka
    Sardar Udaas Baitha Tha.
    Pathan: O Yara Tum Udaas Q Ho??

    Sardar: Yaar Ek Admi Ny Mujh Se
    Bees Hazar Rupy Udhar Liye Hen
    Ye Keh Ker K Us Ki Bivi Hospital Me Hai.

    Pathan: Us Ka Bivi Ab Kesa Hai?

    Sardar: Aaj Jab Me Us Ki Bivi
    Ko Dekhny Hospital Gaya To Pata Chala
    K Wo To Waha Nurse Hai.. :-( :-D

    Hhahahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Haa Haa Haa
    Pathan To Sardar: Yara Kiya Hua??

    Sardar: O Yaar Me Jis Larki Ko Bhi Propose Kerta Hun
    Wo Mujhy Dekh Ker "Haa" Hi Bolti Hai
    Aur Wo Bhi 3 Baar;
    "Haa Haa Haa" :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Haya Ali   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Opposite Word
    Sardar Won An English Quiz by Writing the Opposite Word Of:

    "Manchester United"
    .
    Guess What He Has Written..?
    .
    .
    "Woman Chest Are Divided.." :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Haya Ali   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Sargoshiyan
    A Sardarji was in a Nightclub,
    Dancing with A Beautiful Woman.

    He Whispered Into Her Ear,
    "I Love You."

    She Smiled And Whispered Back,
    "I Love You Too".

    Then Sardarji Whispered:
    "I Love You Three And Four." :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Maha Abro   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
  • SARDAR WAS SINGING
    A SARDAR WAS SINGING A PATRIOTIC SONG..

    "AYE MERE WATAN KE LOGO

    ZARA AAINKH ME BHAR LO PANI,

    JO SHAHEED HUYE HEN UNKI,

    TUSSI GHAR LE AAO "ZANANI"... ;-) :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Maha Abro   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Result
    A Man Jumped into The Sea
    And Never Came Out..

    2nd Man Jumped into Sea
    The Day After & He Also
    Never Come Out..

    Sardar Was Watching diz Whole
    Scene from A Distance.
    He Concluded A Result from
    His Observation:

    "Human Being Is Soluble In Water" :-D

    Hehehehe


  By: Naila Soomro   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Saade Kis Kam Di
    A Sardar Ji Was Walking With His Sister..

    Someone Told Him:
    Sardar Ji Tuwadi Behan Bohat Sohni Ay..

    Sardar Ji: Aaho' Per Saade Kis Kam Di.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Naila Soomro   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Lucknowi Nawab vs Sardar
    A Lucknowi Nawab Meets Sardar..

    Nawab: Janab kiya Hum Aapko Ek Takleef de Sakte Hen?

    Sardar: O Kutty' Tu Mujhy Hath to Laga,
    Dekh Me Kese Teri Band Bajata Hun.. :-D

    Hhahahha


  By: Naila Soomro   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Proposing Style
    3 Boys Proposing 3 Girls..

    1st Boy: Tu Meri Laila Me Tera Majnu.

    2nd Boy: Me Tera Ranjha Tu Meri Heer.

    3rd Was Sardar:
    "Tu Meri Zara Me Tera Veer".. :-D

    Hahahha


  By: Naila Soomro   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Omlet
    Pappu: Omlet Kise Kehty Hen??

    Sardar: Oye Jo Aam Dair Se Pakta Hai
    Usay Aamlet Kehty Hen.. :-D

    hahahha


  By: Naila Soomro   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
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