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Latest Sardar Ji SMS:

  • TV Dekh Lun
    Sardar Ka Beta: Papa Me Thori Dair TV Dekh Lun,
    Parh Ker Thak Gaya Hun..

    Sardar: Dekh Le Puttar, Bas
    TV Ko On Nahi Kerna...:-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Haya Ali   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Problem
    Sardarni: Me Aap Se Kab Se Puch Rahi Hun K

    Aap Ki Zindagi Ki Sab Se Bari Problem Kiya Hai

    Magar Aap Kuch Bataty Hi Nahi,

    Kab Se Bas Mujhy Hi Dekhy Ja Rahy Hen.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Maha Abro   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Khoon Ki Kami
    Sardarni: Doctor Ny Mujhy Khoon Ki Kami Batai Hai.

    Sardar: Lo Ker Lo Gal, Sara Din To Tu Mera Khoon Piti Rehti Hai,
    Ab Aur Kis Ka Piye Gi..? :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Maha Abro   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Definition Of Terrorist
    Teacher: Tell Me Definition Of Terrorist.?

    Sardar: Terrorist Is A Tourist,
    Who Comes From Other Country,
    To Celebrate Diwali In Our Country..:-D

    Hahahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Haldi Ceremony
    Pathan: Why You Do "Haldi" Ceremony Before Marriage.?

    Sardar: The Haldi Ceremony For The Groom Is
    Actually A Refined Form Of Marination
    Of The Chicken Before It Is Sent For Roasting.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Pitaai
    Sardar: Aaj Mujh Ko Papa Ne Bohat Peetta..

    Pathan: Wo Kyun.?

    Sardar: Me Ne To Sirf Itna Pucha Tha K
    "KAMINE" Film Dekhne Chalo Gy Ya Ghar Pe Hi "BLUE" Film Dekhogy. :-D

    Hhahahaha


  By: Haya Ali   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Dost
    Sardar Doctor: Do You Smoke?

    Patient: Yes.
    Doctor: Alcohol.?
    Patient: Yes, Every Day.
    Doctor: Exercise.?
    Patient: Never.
    Doctor: Girlfriend.?
    Patient: Many.
    Doctor: O Yaar Tu Mujhy Bhi Apna Dost Bana Le.. :-D

    Hhahahha


  By: Sumaira Malik   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Sardar To Nurse
    Nurse To Sardar Patient With Bleeding Head: Your Name.?

    Sardar: Santa.

    Nurse: Birth Date.?

    Sardar: 12 Feb

    Nurse : Married.?

    Sardar: No, Car Accident.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Haya Ali   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Dhoka
    Sardar Udaas Baitha Tha.
    Pathan: O Yara Tum Udaas Q Ho??

    Sardar: Yaar Ek Admi Ny Mujh Se
    Bees Hazar Rupy Udhar Liye Hen
    Ye Keh Ker K Us Ki Bivi Hospital Me Hai.

    Pathan: Us Ka Bivi Ab Kesa Hai?

    Sardar: Aaj Jab Me Us Ki Bivi
    Ko Dekhny Hospital Gaya To Pata Chala
    K Wo To Waha Nurse Hai.. :-( :-D

    Hhahahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Haa Haa Haa
    Pathan To Sardar: Yara Kiya Hua??

    Sardar: O Yaar Me Jis Larki Ko Bhi Propose Kerta Hun
    Wo Mujhy Dekh Ker "Haa" Hi Bolti Hai
    Aur Wo Bhi 3 Baar;
    "Haa Haa Haa" :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Haya Ali   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
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