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  • Result
    A Man Jumped into The Sea
    And Never Came Out..

    2nd Man Jumped into Sea
    The Day After & He Also
    Never Come Out..

    Sardar Was Watching diz Whole
    Scene from A Distance.
    He Concluded A Result from
    His Observation:

    "Human Being Is Soluble In Water" :-D

    Hehehehe


  By: Naila Soomro   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Saade Kis Kam Di
    A Sardar Ji Was Walking With His Sister..

    Someone Told Him:
    Sardar Ji Tuwadi Behan Bohat Sohni Ay..

    Sardar Ji: Aaho' Per Saade Kis Kam Di.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Naila Soomro   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Lucknowi Nawab vs Sardar
    A Lucknowi Nawab Meets Sardar..

    Nawab: Janab kiya Hum Aapko Ek Takleef de Sakte Hen?

    Sardar: O Kutty' Tu Mujhy Hath to Laga,
    Dekh Me Kese Teri Band Bajata Hun.. :-D

    Hhahahha


  By: Naila Soomro   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Proposing Style
    3 Boys Proposing 3 Girls..

    1st Boy: Tu Meri Laila Me Tera Majnu.

    2nd Boy: Me Tera Ranjha Tu Meri Heer.

    3rd Was Sardar:
    "Tu Meri Zara Me Tera Veer".. :-D

    Hahahha


  By: Naila Soomro   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Omlet
    Pappu: Omlet Kise Kehty Hen??

    Sardar: Oye Jo Aam Dair Se Pakta Hai
    Usay Aamlet Kehty Hen.. :-D

    hahahha


  By: Naila Soomro   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Judwa Bachy
    Nurse Ny Sardar Ji Ko Khushkhabri Di:
    Janab Aap K haan 2 Judwa Bachy Huwe Hen..

    Sardar Thandi Saans Bhar K Bola:
    Mujhy Pata Tha Yehi Hona Hai,
    Meri Bivi Hamesha Ki Fuzool Kharch Jo Hai.. :-D

    Hahahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Apni Bari Pe
    Sardar Ki Shadi Hui Khoob Mithaai Banti.
    Pehla Beta Hua, Phir Mithaai Banti,
    Dusra Beta Hua, Phir Mithaai Banti..
    Jab Bachon Ko School Admission Karany Gaya
    To Fees 15000 Thi..
    Ghar Aa Ker Khoob Roya..

    Sardarni Boli:
    Jab Menu Takleef Si Te
    Khoob Mithaai Banti Gai Si,
    Aj Apni Bari Pe Tu
    Ronda Q Aye..? :-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Neat Whisky
    Sardar ko Neat Whisky
    Peeta Dekh Ker Aadmi Bola:
    "Aapne Daru me Paani Nahi Milaya?"
    .
    .
    Sardar: "Abey Me Sardar Hun,
    Itna Paani to Hamare Muh me
    Daru ko Dekhte Hi Aa Jaata Hai.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Haya Ali   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
  • B Silent
    Sardar Plane Land hote hi Chillane Laga:
    "Banglore Aaya Banglore Aaya Balle Balle"
    .
    Air Hostess: Hello Sir, Plz B Silent.

    Sardar: Ok Ji,
    Anglore Aaya Anglore Aaya Alle Alle.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Naghma Khan   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
  • 6 Hafty Baad
    Sardar Apni Bivi K Sath
    ja Raha Tha, Us Ny Dekha
    K Us K Dost Ko Police Pakar K Le Ja Rahi hai.

    Sardar: Kiya Hua??

    Dost: Mene Apni Bivi Ko
    Maar Diya, Mujhy 6 Hafty Jail Me Rehna Pary Ga..

    Sardar: "Sirf Hafty Ki Saza"
    .
    Ye Keh Ker Sardar Ny Police
    Se Banduk Chheeni Aur Apni Bivi Ko Maar Diya..

    Dost: Oye Khoteya, Puri Baat To Sun Liya Ker,
    6 Hafty Baad Mujhy Phansi Lag Jaye Gi.. :-(

    Sardar Abhi Tak Hosh Me Nahi Aya Hai.. :-D

    hahahah


  By: Haya Ali   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
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