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Latest Sardar Ji SMS:

  • Haldi Ceremony
    Pathan: Why You Do "Haldi" Ceremony Before Marriage.?

    Sardar: The Haldi Ceremony For The Groom Is
    Actually A Refined Form Of Marination
    Of The Chicken Before It Is Sent For Roasting.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Pitaai
    Sardar: Aaj Mujh Ko Papa Ne Bohat Peetta..

    Pathan: Wo Kyun.?

    Sardar: Me Ne To Sirf Itna Pucha Tha K
    "KAMINE" Film Dekhne Chalo Gy Ya Ghar Pe Hi "BLUE" Film Dekhogy. :-D

    Hhahahaha


  By: Haya Ali   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Dost
    Sardar Doctor: Do You Smoke?

    Patient: Yes.
    Doctor: Alcohol.?
    Patient: Yes, Every Day.
    Doctor: Exercise.?
    Patient: Never.
    Doctor: Girlfriend.?
    Patient: Many.
    Doctor: O Yaar Tu Mujhy Bhi Apna Dost Bana Le.. :-D

    Hhahahha


  By: Sumaira Malik   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Sardar To Nurse
    Nurse To Sardar Patient With Bleeding Head: Your Name.?

    Sardar: Santa.

    Nurse: Birth Date.?

    Sardar: 12 Feb

    Nurse : Married.?

    Sardar: No, Car Accident.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Haya Ali   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Dhoka
    Sardar Udaas Baitha Tha.
    Pathan: O Yara Tum Udaas Q Ho??

    Sardar: Yaar Ek Admi Ny Mujh Se
    Bees Hazar Rupy Udhar Liye Hen
    Ye Keh Ker K Us Ki Bivi Hospital Me Hai.

    Pathan: Us Ka Bivi Ab Kesa Hai?

    Sardar: Aaj Jab Me Us Ki Bivi
    Ko Dekhny Hospital Gaya To Pata Chala
    K Wo To Waha Nurse Hai.. :-( :-D

    Hhahahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Haa Haa Haa
    Pathan To Sardar: Yara Kiya Hua??

    Sardar: O Yaar Me Jis Larki Ko Bhi Propose Kerta Hun
    Wo Mujhy Dekh Ker "Haa" Hi Bolti Hai
    Aur Wo Bhi 3 Baar;
    "Haa Haa Haa" :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Haya Ali   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Opposite Word
    Sardar Won An English Quiz by Writing the Opposite Word Of:

    "Manchester United"
    .
    Guess What He Has Written..?
    .
    .
    "Woman Chest Are Divided.." :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Haya Ali   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Sargoshiyan
    A Sardarji was in a Nightclub,
    Dancing with A Beautiful Woman.

    He Whispered Into Her Ear,
    "I Love You."

    She Smiled And Whispered Back,
    "I Love You Too".

    Then Sardarji Whispered:
    "I Love You Three And Four." :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Maha Abro   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
  • SARDAR WAS SINGING
    A SARDAR WAS SINGING A PATRIOTIC SONG..

    "AYE MERE WATAN KE LOGO

    ZARA AAINKH ME BHAR LO PANI,

    JO SHAHEED HUYE HEN UNKI,

    TUSSI GHAR LE AAO "ZANANI"... ;-) :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Maha Abro   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Result
    A Man Jumped into The Sea
    And Never Came Out..

    2nd Man Jumped into Sea
    The Day After & He Also
    Never Come Out..

    Sardar Was Watching diz Whole
    Scene from A Distance.
    He Concluded A Result from
    His Observation:

    "Human Being Is Soluble In Water" :-D

    Hehehehe


  By: Naila Soomro   In: Sardar Ji SMS  Send To Mobile
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