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Best Collection of New Punjabi Funny SMS at Funny SMS

Here you will find large collection of Punjabi(Panjabi) funny sms messages. Send these sms to your friends in Punjabi. You can also submit Punjabi funny sms here.

Latest Punjabi Funny SMS:

  • Sardarni Apny Shohar se
    Sardarni Apny Shohar se Tang Aa kar Khudkushi kerne ja rahe thi.
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    Sardar: "Itna Makeup kr ke Khudkushi karne Q Ja Rahi Ho..?"
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    Sardarni: O Ji Meri Tasweer Kal Akhbaro me Aani Hai Na.. :-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Monkey Is Sleeping
    Jab Private School K Bachay Zoo Dekhny Jaty Hen To..
    Boy:
    "Look Monkey Is Sleeping, Don't Disturb."
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    Aur Jab Government School K Bachay Jaty Hen To..

    "Oye Pappu Dekh Tera Piyo Sutta Para Ay,
    Maar Watta"... ;-)


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Picnic Per Chalty Hen
    Imran Khan: Picnic Per Chalty Hen..
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    Sheikh Rasheed: Done.
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    Pervez Khatak: Done Bro.
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    SMQ: OK Done Bro.
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    Day Before Picnic...
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    Imran Khan: Paicnic Cancel Yaar, Abbu Nahi Maan Rahy..
    Sorry... :-(

    Hahahha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Dil ki Tanhaai ko
    Dil ki Tanhaai ko Aawaz bana letey hen,,
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    Bijli jub Chali jaye to Manji Chhat pe Laga letey hen. ;-)


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Ager Meri Taraf se
    Ager Meri Taraf se,
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    Sms na aye
    To
    UDAAS :-(
    Na Hona kyon k
    Mene
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    Sms di Factory nahi lagayi hui,
    Menu hor vi Bade Kaam ne.. ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Chota Punjabi Ladka
    Ek Chota Punjabi Ladka Ladki Se:

    Ladka: “Main Tumhe Honton Se Kuch Kar Ke Dikhau?”
    Ladki: “Nahi, 5th Class Ke Baad”

    5th Class Ke Baad Ladka Bola:
    “Ab Kar Ke Dikhau?”
    Ladki: “Nahi, Matric Ke Baad”

    Matric Ke Baad Ladka Bola:
    “Ab?”
    Ladki: “Nahi, B.Sc Ke Baad”

    B.Sc Ke Baad Ladka Bola:
    “Ab?”
    Ladki: “Nahi, Shaadi Ke Baad”

    Shaadi Ke Baad Ladke Ne Kaha:
    “Ab Karun?”
    Ladki: “Haan-Haan Ab Karo”

    Ladka: “Barrrr.. Barrrrrrrr”. ;-)

    Hahahha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Pangra na pawayyy
    Bari warsi khatan gia si,
    khat k lianda Pajama
    jeda mera sms paran-to bad Pangra na pawayyy...
    Apni Mashoooq de Bachian da Mama.. ;-)


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Zaddi Gujjar
    Ak Dafa ka Zikar Ha k 1 Gujjar Bara Ziddi Tha
    ak Din Gujjar apni Bhains sy zidd kar gya
    Bhains kiya Dhood Nai Dena Aj,
    Tujhy Dhood To Dena Pary Ga Har Haal Me
    Bas Fer Gujjar Na Kar Diya Apna Kam..
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    Ly Ditta Teeka 5gram Dena Para Dhood phir.. ;-)


  By: Bilal Raza   Send To Mobile
  • Nakhra tuwada
    Nakhra tuwada
    Tuaba!
    Tauba!
    Ajeeb tuwaada style hai.
    Msg kadi karna nahi,
    rolla paya sade kol mobile hai...!


    SHARAM KARO ;-)


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Dar Nai Lagta
    Aasman pr udte hue Parindy se kisi ne pucha:
    "Kya Tumhe Zammen par Girne ka Dar Nai Lagta."
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    Usne Gour se use dekha aur kaha:
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    Shakal Changi nhi Gal ta Changi kr.. ;-p


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
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