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Best Collection of New Punjabi Funny SMS at Funny SMS

Here you will find large collection of Punjabi(Panjabi) funny sms messages. Send these sms to your friends in Punjabi. You can also submit Punjabi funny sms here.

Latest Punjabi Funny SMS:

  • Ek Chota Punjabi Ladka
    Ek Chota Punjabi Ladka Ladki Se:

    Ladka: “Main Tumhe Honton Se Kuch Kar Ke Dikhau?”
    Ladki: “Nahi, 5th Class Ke Baad”

    5th Class Ke Baad Ladka Bola:
    “Ab Kar Ke Dikhau?”
    Ladki: “Nahi, Matric Ke Baad”

    Matric Ke Baad Ladka Bola:
    “Ab?”
    Ladki: “Nahi, B.Sc Ke Baad”

    B.Sc Ke Baad Ladka Bola:
    “Ab?”
    Ladki: “Nahi, Shaadi Ke Baad”

    Shaadi Ke Baad Ladke Ne Kaha:
    “Ab Karun?”
    Ladki: “Haan-Haan Ab Karo”

    Ladka: “Barrrr.. Barrrrrrrr”. ;-)

    Hahahha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Pangra na pawayyy
    Bari warsi khatan gia si,
    khat k lianda Pajama
    jeda mera sms paran-to bad Pangra na pawayyy...
    Apni Mashoooq de Bachian da Mama.. ;-)


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Zaddi Gujjar
    Ak Dafa ka Zikar Ha k 1 Gujjar Bara Ziddi Tha
    ak Din Gujjar apni Bhains sy zidd kar gya
    Bhains kiya Dhood Nai Dena Aj,
    Tujhy Dhood To Dena Pary Ga Har Haal Me
    Bas Fer Gujjar Na Kar Diya Apna Kam..
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    Ly Ditta Teeka 5gram Dena Para Dhood phir.. ;-)


  By: Bilal Raza   Send To Mobile
  • Nakhra tuwada
    Nakhra tuwada
    Tuaba!
    Tauba!
    Ajeeb tuwaada style hai.
    Msg kadi karna nahi,
    rolla paya sade kol mobile hai...!


    SHARAM KARO ;-)


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Dar Nai Lagta
    Aasman pr udte hue Parindy se kisi ne pucha:
    "Kya Tumhe Zammen par Girne ka Dar Nai Lagta."
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    Usne Gour se use dekha aur kaha:
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    Shakal Changi nhi Gal ta Changi kr.. ;-p


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • INTERESTING STORY
    INTERESTING STORY:-

    OH GAL KARDI MUSKURAI,
    ASI SAMJEYA KUDI LINE TE AAYI,
    FIR USNE SAADE NUMBER DI MANG PAYI,
    ASI V APNI SAARI YAARI USTE LUTAYI,
    FIR USNE APNI BEBE SAADE NAL MILAYI,
    ASI PURE MOHALLE CH WANDI MITHAYI,
    FIR PATA NAI SADE DIL WICH KI AAYI,
    ASI NAAL LE GAYE APNE BHAI,
    PATA NAHI VEER NE KI KAHANI PAYI,
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    YAARO AJ OH KUDI HAI SAADI PARJAI..
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    MORAL OF STORY :
    APNI GIRLFRIEND NU
    APNE BHAI YA KISE V DOST NAAL NA MILAO.. :-(


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Tera Naa
    Ik Munda Kuri nu puchda hai:
    Tera naa ki hai?
    .
    Kuri kehandi: "Meena"
    Kuri puchchdi: "Tera naa"?
    .
    Munda kehanda: "Kameena"
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    Kuri kehandi: "Lagdey ta nahi"
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    Munda: "Kol Bitha ke vekh lao".. ;-p

    Hahhahha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Kadi Ishq Da Gunjal
    Bara Ishq Ishq Tu
    Karna Aiin
    Kadi Ishq Da Gunjal
    Khol Te Sai..
    Tenu Mitti Vich Na Rol
    Devay
    Do Pyar De Bol
    Bol Te Sai..
    Sukh Ghat Te Dar
    Hazar Milan
    Kadi Ishq Nu Takri Tol
    Te Sai..
    Teri Hasdi Ankh v Pij
    Javay
    Kadi Sanoo Andro'n
    Phul Te Sai..
    Tere Pyar Vich Jind
    Rol Devan
    Tu Samajh Menu Anmol Te Sai..!


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Musafir
    Assa vaang musafir tur jaana,
    Teri mehfil sada abaad rahe,
    Kade do-chaar hanju dol lavi,
    Jekar Tenu Saadi Yaad rahe..!


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Shadi K Liye Ek Larki
    Shadi K Liye Ek Larki Apni Maa Ko
    Fawad Khan Ki Tasveer Dikhaty Huwe Boli:
    "Mom, Aap Ka Damaad Aisa Hona Chahiye"
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    Maa Kafi Dair Tak Photo Dekhti Rahi
    Phir Boli:
    "Puttar, Tu Ek Nazar Apny Aap nu v
    Dekh Lena Ci"...;-p

    Hahhaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
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