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Best Collection of New Punjabi Funny SMS at Funny SMS

Here you will find large collection of Punjabi(Panjabi) funny sms messages. Send these sms to your friends in Punjabi. You can also submit Punjabi funny sms here.

Latest Punjabi Funny SMS:

  • Sirf Pathan Hi Pathan
    Punjabi: Yaar Me Ek Dafa Peshawar Gaya,
    Wahan Na Banda Tha Na Bandy Ki Zaat.

    Dost: Acha, Phir Wahan Kiya Tha.??

    Punjabi: Sirf Pathan Hi Pathan.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   In: Punjabi Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • 1 Zoo Me Ek Tota
    1 Zoo Me Ek Tota
    English, Urdu Aur Punjabi Bol Sakta Tha..

    Ek Admi Ne 3 Zubaney Check Karny K Liye Us Se Pucha:
    Who R U ?
    Tota: I Am Parrot.

    Admi: Tum Kon Ho?
    Tota: Me Tota Hun.

    Admi: Tu Kon Aen?
    Tota Ghusse Me: Teri Behan Da Yaar,
    Saleya Tennu Ik Wari Das Te Ditta K Me Tota Waan.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   In: Punjabi Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • 25 Rupay Da Gana
    1st Punabi: Yaar Kal Me Tenu Kinni Wari Call Kiti
    Per Tu Nahi Chukiya..
    .
    2nd Punjabi: Q Chukda,
    Yara Me 25 Rupay Da Gana Lawaya Ay
    O Tera Peo Suney Ga.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   In: Punjabi Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • 2 Punjabi And Angel
    2 Punjabi Named Ikhlaas & Yasin Died..

    Angel Asked Ikhlaas: What is Ur Name??

    He Replied: Sir "Ikhlaas".

    Angel Said: Can U Recite Surat-ul-Ikhlas In Front Of Me??

    Punjabi Recited & Was Sent to Heaven..
    .
    Now Angel Asked Yaseen About His Name.?

    He Replied: "Paijaan Wese to Mera Naam Yasin Hai
    Magar Pind Me Log Mujhy "Kausar" Kehte Thy.. :-D

    Hhahahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   In: Punjabi Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Bijli Board Vich Post
    Bijli Board Vich Post Nikli Hai.
    Salary "50000" Se Start Hai.
    Kam Koi Nai, Bas "11kv" Taar te
    GILLA Kapra Maar K Saaf Kerni Hai.

    BEST OF LUCK.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Maha Abro   In: Punjabi Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Koi SMS E Nai Kerda
    Cham Cham Kerdi Chaandi,

    Tim Tim Kerdy Taare..

    Wah Wah..

    Cham Cham Kerdi Chaandi,

    Tim Tim Kerdy Taare..

    Koi SMS E Nai Kerda,

    Kithay Mar Gaye Saary.. :-D


  By: Naila Soomro   In: Punjabi Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Aj de Mundey
    Akk de Bootey Gulab Disde.
    .
    Neheran de Pani Laal Disde.
    .
    Jadon Diyan Chaliyan Lundey Diyan Paintan.
    .
    Aj de Mundey Nawab Disdey.. :-D


  By: Naghma Khan   In: Punjabi Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Musharraf vs Bush
    Bush: Meri Pain da Chaar Munda Hua Ay.

    Musharraf: Mubarak Hovay.

    Bush: But ik Masla Ay.

    Musharraf: O ki.?

    Bush: Pio da Pata Nai Ay.

    Musharraf: Koi Gal Nai,
    USAMA De Pa Diyo.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Maha Abro   In: Punjabi Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Thoo Thoo
    Nawaz Sharif: Kulsoom Lagta Hai
    Aaj Barish Ho Rahi Hai.

    Kulsoom Nawaz: Nahi Miyan Sahab,
    Log Thoo Thoo Ker Rahy Hen.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   In: Punjabi Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
  • Gas Nai Aa Rahi
    Punjabi Kurri: Janu Aaj Gas Nai Aa Rahi.

    Punjabi Munda: Janu 7up Me
    Namak Daal Ker Piyo, Foran Aayegi.

    Kurri: Ullu da Puttar,
    Me Chulhay di Gas Ka Keh Rai Thi.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Maha Abro   In: Punjabi Funny SMS  Send To Mobile
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