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Here you will find large collection of Punjabi(Panjabi) funny sms messages. Send these sms to your friends in Punjabi. You can also submit Punjabi funny sms here.

Latest Punjabi Funny SMS:

  • Malik Saab Ny Ek Ghanta
    Malik Saab Ny Ek Ghanta Phone Per Baat Ki

    Aur

    Behosh Ho Gaye..

    QK Wo
    Phone Me Packg Kerna Bhool Gaye Thy.. :-) :-D

    hahhaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Tusi Mobile Dita
    Asi Dil Dita, Tusi Mobile Dita,,

    Asi Piyar Di SIM Vich Chalayi Ay..

    Keetay Card Load Tuwade Arman De,,

    Wich Hijr Di Battery Payi Ay..

    Teri Yaad De Signal Ful Aande,,

    Per Call Kadi Nai Aayi Ay..!

    Miss Uuu..


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Mera Mehboob Kesa Hai
    Pappu Ny Ek Din Chand Se Kaha:
    Batao Mera Mehboob Kesa Hai.??
    .
    Chand Ny Bohat Khubsurat Jawab Diya..:

    "Sun Oye Pappu,
    Pehli Gal Ay K Me Tere Piyo Da Noker Nai,
    ,
    Te Dujo Gal Ay K
    Inni Doran Nazar V Kujh Nai Aanda,
    ,
    Teeji Gal Ay K
    Ay Beghairtiyan Zameen Tak Rakhia Kero
    Menu Na Wich Paya Kero.." :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Dosti Sirf Uthy Keryo
    *..Baba Bhullay Shah..*

    Us Nal Yari Kadi Na Layo
    Jis Nu Apne Te Dharor Hove..
    .
    Maa Baap Nu Bura Na Aakhiyo
    Bhawan Lakh Uhna Da Kasoor Hove..
    .
    Bure Rasty Kadi Na Jaiyo
    Chahy Knev Manzil Door Hove..
    .
    Rah Jande Nu Dil Kadi Na Deiyo
    Chahy Lakh Muh Te Noor Hove..
    .
    Dosti Sirf Uthy Keryo Jithy
    Dosti Nibhany Da Dastoor Hove..!


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Agar Tum Kaho to
    Ek Aadmi ki Shadi hui, Us Ny Socha K
    Apni Biwi ka Dil Kese Jeetun.. ??
    .
    Wo Us k Paas Cigret Le Kar Gaya
    Aur Dhuwa Us k Muh pe Maar
    k Kaha:
    "Agar Tum Kaho to Ye
    Aadat bhi Chhor Sakta hun..
    .
    .
    .
    Biwi ne Sun kar Jawab dia:
    "Nahi, Its OK..
    Agar GOLD FLAKE hai te
    Ek SUTTA Mujhe v Lagwa De.." :-0 :-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Tussi Ya Mai
    Pappu Apny Baap K Sath Doctor K Paas Gaya..

    Pappu: Doctor Mere Honton Per Infection Ho Gaya Hai..
    .
    After Checkup,,
    Doctor said:
    "Apni Gf ko Kaho K
    Lipstick ka Brand Badle,
    Tumhe MEDORA se Allergy
    hai. :-)
    .
    Pappu: Doctor jab Aap
    Ghar jayen to Apni
    Beti ko Bata dena...
    .
    Docter Pappu K Baap Se:
    "Bhai, Tussi Anu
    Pehle kutto Ge ya Mai Shuru Karan..??" :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Saddi Pentan
    Ek Aeroplane Me Pilot Mike Per Elan Kerta Hai:
    "Jahaz Is Waqt 25000 Fit Ki
    Bulandi Per Perwaaz Ker Raha Hai,
    Umeed Hai K Aap Is Safar Ko Enjoy Ker..."

    Achanak Pilot Zor Zor Se Cheekhny Lagta Hai:
    "Aah Jal Gaya, Ye Kese Ho Gaya"

    Kuch Dair Ki Khamoshi K Baad Pilot Dubara Bolta Hai:
    "Maaf Kijiye Ga, Garam Garam Coffee Meri Pent Per Gir Gai Thi,
    Aap Meri Pent Dekh Sakty Hen"

    Ek Musafir Cheekh Ker Bolta Hai:
    "Oye Khotay da Puttar,
    Ethay Aa Ke Pehly Hum Sab di Pentan Vekh.." :-D

    Hahahha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • 16wan Bacha Peda Hua
    Pappu Boss Se:
    "Sir Mera 16wan Bacha Peda Hua Hai
    Meri Sallery Ziada Kr Do..

    Boss:
    Yaar Meri ik Gal Sun,
    Me Apni Factory Chalawan Ya Teri.? ;-)

    Hahahha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Nuskha
    Teacher Pappu Se:
    Tum Itny Din School Q Nahi Aaye??

    Pappu: Me Bimar Tha Ji.

    Teacher: Theek Hai,
    Kal Doctor Ka "Nuskha" Le Ker Aana.

    Pappu: Per Me Te "Dam" Karaya c.. ;-) :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Saddi Jaan ban gaye
    Dil wich Tussi Mehmaan ban gaye..

    Galla ki kariye ke sara jahan ban gaye..

    Pass rehkar log sage na ban sake,,

    Tussi door rehker Saddi Jaan ban gaye..!


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
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