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Latest Family SMS-Jokes:

  • Shadi se pehle
    Bv:
    Shadi se pehle to tum mujh per bare sher kehte the!

    Husband:
    Ab waqt badal gaya hy

    Bv:
    Phir bhi JAAN koi sher kehdo!

    Husband:
    Lo suno..

    Jane Jigar Janeman

    90 kilo Tera Wazan

    Tu jo gir jaye mujh par

    Mar jaonga Me Sanam...:-)


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • 1 Unparh Larki Ki Shadi
    1 Unparh Larki Ki Shadi 1 UK Return Admi Se Hogai.

    1 Din Uska Husband
    Khana Khate Hue gale me
    nivala phansne ki waja se Mar Gya..
    Larki us ki Mot pe ro ro kar keh rahi thi:


    Haye waay...

    Pani V Nai Mangia,
    Bas Water Water Krda Margya..;-):-P


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Sar Dard
    Doctor:
    Tumhary Sar Dard Ka Kiya Haal Hai??

    Mareez:
    Wo Aaj Kal Maikay
    Gai Hui Hai...:-p

    Hahahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Pepsi Ki Bottle Ki Tarha
    Wife:
    Shadi Se Pehly Me
    Pepsi Ki Bottle Ki Tarha Smart Thi.

    Husband Jal Ker:
    Tum To Ab Bhi
    Pepsi Ki Bottle Ki Tarha Hi Ho.

    Wife Khush Ho Ker:
    Wo Kese??

    Husband:
    Pehly Tum Regular Bottle Ki Tarha Thi,
    Magar Ab Jumbo Size Ho...;-p ;-)

    Hahahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Shoher Bivi Ko English Sikha Raha
    Shoher Bivi Ko English Sikha Raha Tha..

    Bivi Dopehar Mo:
    Dinner Le Lo Ji.

    Shoher:
    Jahil, Ye Dinner Nahi Lunch Hai.

    Bivi:
    Jahil Ho Gy Tum,
    Ue Raat Ka Bacha Hua Khana Hai...:-)

    Hahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Bivi Ghusse Me
    Bivi Ghusse Me:
    Dekh Lena Tumhen
    Dozakh Me Bhi Jaga Nahi Milay Gi.

    Shoher:
    Theek Hai Me Her Jaga
    Tumhary Sath Jana Bhi Nahi Chahta...;-p

    Hahahah


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Kab Se Piyar kArte Ho
    LarKi Ka BaAp:
    Tum MErI Beti Ko Kab Se Piyar kArte Ho?

    LarkA : 4 MahiNe Se.

    BaAp : Me Kese Yakeen karun??

    LarkA: Aur 5 MahinE RukiyE Yakeen ApnE AAp Aa jayega..;-p


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Heart Ki Taangein
    10 Saal K Chote Se Bachhe Ne
    Confuse Hote Hue Apne Baap Se Puchha..

    Bacha: Daddy,
    Heart Ki Kitni Taangein Hoti Hain?

    Baap Hairan Hote Hue:
    Ek Bhi Nahi Beta, Tujhe Kon Bola??

    Bacha: To Phir Kal Raat Aap
    Kyu Bol Rahe Thy,
    "Sweet Heart Taangein Uppar Karo"...;-p ;-)


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Ye jo Tumne Sabzi Banai Hai
    Khaana Khaate huwe Husband ne Wife ko Aawaz lagaai:

    Darling Ye jo Tumne Sabzi Banai Hai Ise kya kehte hen?

    Wife: Kyun,
    Kis liye Pooch rahe ho??
    .
    .
    .
    Husband: Arre bhai Mujhse Bhi to
    Baad me Poocha Jayega
    ,
    Kiya Kha k Marey Thy...;-p

    Hahhaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Height Of Mixed Emotions
    What is The Height Of Mixed Emotions?

    When Your Mother-In-Law Falls from
    7th Floor on Your
    Brand New Mercedes and
    you don’t Know
    whether to Laugh or Cry..;-)


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
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