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Latest Family SMS-Jokes:

  • Photography
    Biwi Khush Hoker:
    "Kya Baat Hai G,
    Aaj To Meri Photo-Pe-Photo
    kheenche Ja RaheHo?
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    Sardar: Kuchh Nahi Pagli,
    Aaj Mere Sarr pe Wild Life
    Photography ka Bhoot Sawaar Hai..;-)

    Hehehehe


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Wo Choray to
    Biwi: Suniye G, Shakeela k Husband
    Usse Bohot Pyar karte hen,
    Subha Pyar, Shaam Pyar,
    Tum Itna Pyar kab karo ge ?

    Husband: Arey Wo Choray to
    Mujhe Moqa Milay Na...;-p

    Hahahaha


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Zuban Ka Istemal
    Bivi:
    Almari K Ooper Se
    Dabba To Utaar Den,
    Mera Hath Nahi Ja Raha..


    Shoher Itminaan Se:
    "Tum Apni Zuban Ka Istemal Q Nahi Kerti"...;-p

    Hahaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Paise ki Duniya me
    Paise ki duniya me
    DO tarah ke log hote hen..

    Ek Kamaney wale.
    Aur Dusre Udane wale
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    Inhe Husband aur Wife ke Namo se bhi Jana jata Hai..;-)


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Maang Bharne ki Saza
    Married Men's Story..

    Arz Kiya hai...!

    Maang Bharne ki Saza,
    kuch iss Kadar paa raha hun,

    Ki Maang Poori karte-karte,
    Maang Maang kar kha raha hun..;-p

    Hahahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Wife To Husband
    Wife To Husband
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    Wife : Me Tang Aa Gayi Hun
    Roz Ki Kit Kit Se
    Mujhe Talaaq Chahiye.
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    Husband: Ye Lo Choclate Khaao.
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    Wife( Romantically ):
    Mana Rahe Ho Mujhe..?
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    Husband : Nahi Re Pagli
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    Maa Kehti Hai Achchha Kaam Karne
    Se
    Pehle
    Meetha Khaana Chahiye..;-p
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    Husband Rocked,
    Wife Shocked...;-)


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • My Husband is Back
    Wife Dreamng in the Middle of Night & Suddenly Shout:
    "Up Quick! My Husband is Back"

    Man get up,
    Jump out of the window,
    Hurt himself & then Realise:
    "Damn I'm Her Husband"..;-p

    Hahahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Wife TV par Match
    Wife TV par Match dekh rahi thi,,

    Husband Smart banke aya or bola:
    “DARLING MEIN KAISA LAG RAHA HUN?”

    Tabhi Wife Chilla Ker Boli:
    CHHAKKAAA...;-p ;-)

    Hahahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Khud Ko Phaansi lgaa lo
    Husbnad:
    Aaj RimJhim RimJhim Barish ho rahi hai,
    Thandi Thandi Hawa chal rahi hai,
    Mausam bahut suhana hai,
    koi aisi baat kaho k Mere Pair Zameen par na rahen,,
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    Wife:
    Khud Ko Phaansi lgaa lo..;-p ;-)

    Hahahaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Mera Bond nikal gaya
    SHOHAR Ghar me chillatay hoay ghusa aur
    Cheekh kr bola:
    "BEGUM, Mera Bond nikal gaya"

    B.V Khush Ho Ker:
    Kitnay ka nikla?


    Shohar: Meri Jeb se Nikal Gaya...;-)


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
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