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Shadi se pehle



Bv:
Shadi se pehle to tum mujh per bare sher kehte the!

Husband:
Ab waqt badal gaya hy

Bv:
Phir bhi JAAN koi sher kehdo!

Husband:
Lo suno..

Jane Jigar Janeman

90 kilo Tera Wazan

Tu jo gir jaye mujh par

Mar jaonga Me Sanam...:-)



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