Shadi se pehle
Bv:
Shadi se pehle to tum mujh per bare sher kehte the!
Husband:
Ab waqt badal gaya hy
Bv:
Phir bhi JAAN koi sher kehdo!
Husband:
Lo suno..
Jane Jigar Janeman
90 kilo Tera Wazan
Tu jo gir jaye mujh par
Mar jaonga Me Sanam...:-)
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