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Latest Family SMS-Jokes:

  • Aqalmand Bivi
    Ek Fazool Kharch Biwi Shohar k liye Romal ka Kapra layi..

    Shohar: Romal k liye Itna Saara Kapra?

    Biwi: Agar Romal se Bach Gaya to
    Me Apna Suit Bana Lun gi...:-)


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Larka Cigarette Pi Raha Tha
    Larka Cigarette Pi Raha Tha K
    Larky Ka Baap Aa Gaya,,

    Larky Ny Cigarette Kameez Ki Jaib
    Me Chhupa Li..

    Baap:
    Tum Cigarette Pi Rahy ho??

    Larka:
    Nahi To..

    Baap:
    Phir Tumhari Kameez Se Dhuwan Q Nikal Raha Hai??

    Larka:
    Aap ny Baat Hi Dil Jalany Wali Ki Hai...;-p:-)

    Hahahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Husband Apni Tareef Kerty Huwe
    Husband Apni Tareef Kerty Huwe:
    Tumhen Pata Hai Hamara Beta Itna Zaheen Q Hai?
    Q K Us Ny Dimagh Mujh Se Liya Hai..

    Wife:
    Me Janti Hun,
    Q K Mera Dimagh
    Ab Tak Mere Paas Hi Hai...:-p ;-)

    Hahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Bhoot Insan Ko Darane Ke Liye
    Raat Ko Sirf 3 Log Jagte Hen..

    Bhoot Insan Ko Darane Ke Liye,

    Machchar Insan Ko Satane Ke Liye

    &

    Husband Or Wife Insan Ko Banane K Liye...;-p :)

    Hahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Husband's Mentality
    A Line Written on a Husband's T-Shirt:
    ALL GIRLS ARE DEVIL BUT MY WIFE IS QUEEN..
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    OF THEM..:-P

    Hahahha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • 100% Numbers
    Baap:
    Puttar Exam vich 100% Number Lena.

    Puttar:
    Don't Worry Abba
    200% Lavan ga.

    Baap:
    Kaminay Mazak Kerda
    mere Naal.

    Puttar:
    Shuru Kinnay Kita C...;-)


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Oral Exam
    Gunday ka Beta Oral Exam me Fail ho gaya
    Aur
    Ghar Aakar Apne Baap se Bola:

    "Un Logon ne 1 Ghante tak Mujh Se Pooch-Gach ki,
    Magar Apun Bhi Teri Aulad hai,
    ,
    ,
    Saala Kuch Bhi Nahi Bataya...;-p

    Hahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Imran Hashmi
    Husband:
    Ji krta hy Tumhri Zulfon men Kho jaon
    Ankhon Me bus Jaun
    Tumhari Bahon me Jhool Jaun

    Wife:
    Waheed Muraad he Rahoge Ya Kabhi
    Imran Hashmi Bhi Bano gy...;-p

    Hahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Water Melon
    Wife:
    Mujhy Apni Birthday Per
    "Apple" Ya "Blackberry" Chahiye..

    Husband:
    Pagli,
    Water Melon Kha,
    Aaj Kal Isi Ka Season Hai...;-p:)

    Hahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Chewing Gum & Begum
    What Is the Similarity between
    Chewing Gum & Begum(Wife)

    Both are sweet at the Beginning
    and
    Become

    Tasteless,
    Shapeless and
    Chipku in The END...;-p:)


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
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