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Mera Bond nikal gaya



SHOHAR Ghar me chillatay hoay ghusa aur
Cheekh kr bola:
"BEGUM, Mera Bond nikal gaya"

B.V Khush Ho Ker:
Kitnay ka nikla?


Shohar: Meri Jeb se Nikal Gaya...;-)



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