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a lot of double meaning
pahlay hat ma lo
pahlay hat ma lo
phir mon mal lo
phir tokh laghao
phir sidha karoo
phir sorakh ma daloo
uf
kithna muskhil ha soi ma dagha dalna
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aj kaisa Feel kar rahi ho?
aj kaisa Feel kar rahi ho?
Girl:
Kal rat to hadd he ho gaye,
Uff 2 ghantay! meri to jaan he nikal gaye
Saaray kapray geelay ho gae
Pehlay to aik ghanta kartay thay
Magar kal to pooray 2 ghantay
tak saans he nahi aaye
1 Ghanta bhe buhat tha
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ye 2 Ghantay ki Load Shedding to jaan he nikal leti hai
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I want to suck you…….lick you
I want to suck you
lick you
wanna move my tongue all over you
wanna feel you in my mouth
yep, that's how you
eat an ice cream!
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Jahan se Mera Appndix ka operation hua hy
Girl friend: Aaj Me tumhe wo jagah dikhati hun jahan
se Mera Appndix ka operation hua hy
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Larka: bohat khush hua or kaha dekhao
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Girl: “Ye dekho Sheikh Zayed Hospital.
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mangta hoon to deti nahi
mangta hoon to deti nahi
jawab meri baat ka
deti ho to khara ho jata hai
rom rom jazbaat ka
kyun kehte ho bar bar daloo
baloo mein phool ghulab ka
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Kuch log thodi der karte hain
Kuch log thodi der karte hain?.
Kuch log 2-3 dafa karte hain,
aur kuch saari raat karte rahate hain,
tab jaakar hota hai?.
unka?
Mobile Charge?!
By:
Zulqarnain
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AIK LADKI
Aik ladki masoom si boht khubsurt hy.
Bakarar kabi apny kamry ma jaati hy to kabi apny bhai k kamry ma boht pareshann halt ma goumm rahi hy.
Walid sy uski bakarari bardasht nahi hoti ussy puchta hy beti kya huwa hy?
Beti>papa jaldi karo mom sy kaho jaldi bath room sy nikl jai boht zor ki aii hy.
By:
Ali Rajwa
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Ek french larhki ne English men se shadi
Ek french larhki ne English men se shadi ki.. aur england mai rehne lage
Larhki ek din restaurant gai.. larhki ko Chicken leg piece khana thaa ous ne Apni leg dikha kar waiter ko samjhaya..
next day larhka kahin gaya ous ko banana khana thaa.. ab
socho
socho
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larhka english thaa..
lekin aap ko soch ko salam
By:
Advani
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Ye 1 sacha waqia ha
Ye 1 sacha waqia ha
ignore mat krna
Shah Faisal Colony ma 1 larki ne ghar se bhag k shadi ki,
kuch dino bad dono ma larai ho gai
1 din larka,larki ko mar rha tha
lrki ne bachne k lie churi uthai to wo lrke ko lag gai or wo mar gya
lrki ghabra k apne ghr ja k so gai
usne khwab me dekha 1 baba keh rhe he.
Beta tere kpron pe to khoon k nishan hy tmhe to police pakr legi
Lrki boli
Baba ab me kya kron to baba ne kaha
Daro mat
SURF EXCEL HAI NA....!
By:
SAYYAM
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Lady doctor pagal patient se:
Mera Dupa
Lady doctor pagal patient se:
Mera Dupatta Utaro
Pagal :
Ok
Lady doc:
Ab Meri Qameez Utaro
Pagal:
Ok
Lady doc:
Ab jaldi se Meri Shalwar bhi utaro
Pagal:
Ok
Lady doc:
Aur Ainda Kabhi
Mere Kaprre Na Pehn'Na Ok.
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_//_ Ap ki Soch ko 21 topo'n ki Salaami.
By:
SAYYAM
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