Zulqarnain's Profile on Funny SMS
Name: Zulqarnain
Location: choubar city
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Member Since: 07 Dec 2014
About Zulqarnain:
student
List of Sms / Jokes posted by: Zulqarnain
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a lot of double meaning
pahlay hat ma lo
pahlay hat ma lo
phir mon mal lo
phir tokh laghao
phir sidha karoo
phir sorakh ma daloo
uf
kithna muskhil ha soi ma dagha dalna
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aj kaisa Feel kar rahi ho?
aj kaisa Feel kar rahi ho?
Girl:
Kal rat to hadd he ho gaye,
Uff 2 ghantay! meri to jaan he nikal gaye
Saaray kapray geelay ho gae
Pehlay to aik ghanta kartay thay
Magar kal to pooray 2 ghantay
tak saans he nahi aaye
1 Ghanta bhe buhat tha
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ye 2 Ghantay ki Load Shedding to jaan he nikal leti hai
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I want to suck you…….lick you
I want to suck you
lick you
wanna move my tongue all over you
wanna feel you in my mouth
yep, that's how you
eat an ice cream!
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Jahan se Mera Appndix ka operation hua hy
Girl friend: Aaj Me tumhe wo jagah dikhati hun jahan
se Mera Appndix ka operation hua hy
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Larka: bohat khush hua or kaha dekhao
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Girl: “Ye dekho Sheikh Zayed Hospital.
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mangta hoon to deti nahi
mangta hoon to deti nahi
jawab meri baat ka
deti ho to khara ho jata hai
rom rom jazbaat ka
kyun kehte ho bar bar daloo
baloo mein phool ghulab ka
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Kuch log thodi der karte hain
Kuch log thodi der karte hain?.
Kuch log 2-3 dafa karte hain,
aur kuch saari raat karte rahate hain,
tab jaakar hota hai?.
unka?
Mobile Charge?!
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