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  • Use 2 Fingers
    Touch it gently,

    put 2 fingers inside,

    if it is wide use 3 fingers,

    make sure it is wet and rub up and down.

    Yep that is how you wash a cup..:-)

  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • JO Mango ge Milega
    JO Mango ge Milega..
    BUS "JUDAI" nahi Mil Sakti,

    Q K


    DVD Kharab ho gai hai...;-)

  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Girl’s T-Shirts
    Few Creative Quotes for Girl’s T-Shirts.

    1. “Touch here, if you dare.”
    2. “Weapons of mass destruction.”
    3. “Looking is FREE, touching costs.”
    4. “Now more tastier and healthier.”
    5. “Round figure.”
    6. “Handle with care.”
    7. “Tasted by experts.”
    8. “2 Hot 2 Handle.”
    9. “Shake well before use.”
    10. “No one can use just once.”
    11. “Dangerous curves ahead.”
    12. “My face is 9 inches above from where you stare.”
    13. “Did you Actually look here to Read?”...;-p


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Aishwarya rai has 2 Small
    Kareena has Small.

    Raakhi has Big.

    Raani mukherji has 1 Big and 1 Small.

    Aishwarya rai has 2 Small.

    What’s That ?

    The letter ‘R’.

    But I Like the Way You Think..:-P:-D

  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Mushkil Tha
    After Election Ex PM of India

    ManMohan Said:

    “Ye to Sonia Ji ka Hath hai Warna is

    Umar (Age) mein Mera Khara Hona Mushkil Tha”..;-p


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • I cant tell such words
    Boy: What is that u keep in ur Mouth
    which is 6" long,
    and move it in and out,
    and wait for a white substance to come out?

    Girl: Why do u ask such question to me.
    I cant tell such words.

    Boy: Don't Worry,
    Its Tooth Brush..;-p

    Per Teri Soch Ko Saat Topon Ki Salami :-)


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Tum Se Acha
    Dudhwala Continuously Ringing Door-Bell.
    Lady from inside:
    Bhaiya kitna dabaoge,
    Ab bas bhi karo.
    Tum se Accha to Paperwala hai
    jo Chup Chap
    Neeche se Daal Deta hai...;-p

  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Too Tight
    Girlfriend: Its 2 Tight

    Boyfriend: Dont Worry, I'll put it Slowly,

    Girlfriend: Push it in.
    Boyfriend: Ah..I cant.

    Girlfriend: Its Painful.
    Boyfriend: Forget it.
    We'll Buy new WEDDING RING...;-p

  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Bada Sawal
    He: Ab Bada Sawal ye hai k,,

    She: Haan, Tumhara sirf sawal BADA ho sakta hai.

    He: :-(

  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Larki jitne marzi Gori
    Larki jitne marzi Gori ho jaye

    Uski Ek cheez
    Hamesha kaali hi rahegi
    Parchai BC Parchai...;-p:)


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
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